100 year old man gets lap dance

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.....aaaaand she's going to jail
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4248074/Nurse-charged-giving-elderly-patient-100-year-old.html





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Texmid
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Did the patient complain?
SidetrackAg
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Apparently the police did
aTm2004
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Molesting an elder?
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gigemJTH12
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ironic it was in Sandusky register. this is like the anti Sandusky.
tandy miller
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gigemJTH12 said:

ironic it was in Sandusky register. this is like the anti Sandusky.
I thought the same thing
Texmid
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If the patient didn't complain, how can she be charged with anything? Unless the patient isn't able to complain because of health issues? Otherwise, I hope when I'm 100 I am getting lap dances from hot nurses.
wangus12
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Don't worry. You have better odds winning the lottery than getting a hot nurse in a nursing home.
anaggieshusband
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I wonder, if he...."enjoyed" the dance
cr0wbar
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Lol - yea, the way his feet were crossed in that chair looks like he was IN REAL TROUBLE
Ghost91
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Authorities reported that as the woman was being led away in handcuffs, the elderly gentleman - who hasn't spoken in 12 years - began shouting, "Jesus Christ, why do you people always have to ruin a good thing??!!!".
Ags4DaWin
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I would think this would be an in demand perk at most nursing homes.........and now I have my million dollar idea.

Hardwood Nursing Home.....because no man should should go soft in their golden years
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No crap. There's a whole new vertical market that looks to be untapped...nursing home strippers. I'll be honest, if my old man ever goes to a nursing home, I'd probably send a stripper his way on his birthday or something.
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Ags4DaWin said:

I would think this would be an in demand perk at most nursing homes.........and now I have my million dollar idea.

Hardwood Nursing Home.....because no man should should go soft in their golden years
It's a shame that the name 'Raising Canes' is already taken.
Ags4DaWin
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Heck from what I know of older women male strippers would be in demand as well.
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Thanks a lot Trump.
Serious Lee
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sounds that like cop could use a lap dance
McCoveysCove
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Don't they have doors that lock? Must have been in the lobby and his squeeze got jealous.
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What's the copay on a lap dance?
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Ags4DaWin said:

I would think this would be an in demand perk at most nursing homes.........and now I have my million dollar idea.

Hardwood Nursing Home.....because no man should should go soft in their golden years
Where do I send my deposit?
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Goose said:

What's the copay on a lap dance?
Someone should test the insurance system by billing it as a some type of therapy.
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Ags4DaWin said:

I would think this would be an in demand perk at most nursing homes.........and now I have my million dollar idea.

Hardwood Nursing Home.....because no man should should go soft in their golden years

A better idea is strip clubs at airports. Layovers would be a many splendored thing.
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Don't let my grandpa find out about this place.
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I, Talon2DSO, being of sound mind and body, hereby consent, in perpetuity, to certain sexual advances or sexualized actions performed by an individual or individuals (the "Bangin' Babes") of the opposite sex (hereinafter, "Grind me"). Prior to conducting any Grind Me activities, Bangin Babes will be subject to the approval of The Wonderer or HBCanine after extensive screening and/or auditions.

In the event a Grind Me event results in an adverse medical situation, I request that my face be pressed against the Bangin Babes' bosom until my death, unless, someone orders tacos, in which case, please resuscitate.
HBCanine08
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Ya tu sabeee
Larry S Ross
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Now that's Long Term Care that is worth the money!
Buck O Five
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Ghost91 said:

Ags4DaWin said:

I would think this would be an in demand perk at most nursing homes.........and now I have my million dollar idea.

Hardwood Nursing Home.....because no man should should go soft in their golden years
It's a shame that the name 'Raising Canes' is already taken.

Bravo.
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Hot #^!~
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wheelz said:

Ags4DaWin said:

I would think this would be an in demand perk at most nursing homes.........and now I have my million dollar idea.

Hardwood Nursing Home.....because no man should should go soft in their golden years

A better idea is strip clubs at airports. Layovers would be a many splendored thing.


It's tough to bring cocaine into airports nowadays.
Scoopen Skwert
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It's only harassment if she was holding his wiener up and making bets on what side it would fall.
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