GigEmAgs14 said:PrincessButtercup said:
Dude at this bar just divulged his sexual experiences with his most recent ex and how he needs a girl who "like the taste of jizz."
Uhhhhh.. what?
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we all need one of those girlsPrincessButtercup said:
Dude at this bar just divulged his sexual experiences with his most recent ex and how he needs a girl who "like the taste of jizz."
Haha he left once his fate showed up. He tried to introduce me to her and I was like bro just stop. She was so unhappy.
MonkeyKnifeFighter said:His date? I hope you were like "get a load of THIS guy!" and gave her the knowing head-shake.PrincessButtercup said:
Haha he left once his fate showed up. He tried to introduce me to her and I was like bro just stop. She was so unhappy.
I would have but she walked up and said "who the hell are you?" So I was just like "y'all have fun!"
Tell her if the guy buys her a White Russian, don't drink it.
SlackerAg said:
Tell her if the guy buys her a White Russian, don't drink it.
LupinusTexensis said:
The food at the chicken sucks. I was all about those Fitzwilly's burgers and seasoned fries
That's rude, I tried really hard to make the food good when I worked there
MonkeyKnifeFighter said:You're good to swallow harsh words back after she spits that kind of sour discharge at you.PrincessButtercup said:
I would have but she walked up and said "who the hell are you?" So I was just like "y'all have fun!"
I'm so not worried about it.
Beautiful day on the bay.
So jealous
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Oh I'm invited now?
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