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this upcoming dance is where the guys ask the girls.

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lolwut? Guys can't do that anymore?

Eh

That's awesome. And he seems like a good kid.

HBCanine08 said:

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this upcoming dance is where the guys ask the girls.

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lolwut? Guys can't do that anymore?

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This.

How sad is it that we have a generation of kids that need to be told who asks who out?!

CrottyKid said:

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He obviously means where the girls ask the guys.

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it's edited correctly. "girls ask the guys".

Son's gf is named after the gun manufacturer?

Good Bull.

Kimber?

Your son's beard game is lacking if that is indeed some imbecile form of facial hair on his chin.

That's cute. He does seem like a good kid. Obviously upset, but he didn't argue or try to blame the officer or anything.

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Parents really spoil their kids with nonsense like this anymore. When I was your son's age, I worked a 12 hour shift at the textile mill before going to school.

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Luxury.

How does he seem like a good kid, because he didn't get upset that he's about to get to bone after a school dance?

Plus, she wears a choker. She likes it primal.

Is the primal joke the new GB schtick?

I got a schtick for ya.

Well done. Son appears to have a good head on his shoulders. Credit to how he was raised..

seems like a good kid. calm and respectful about losing his keys even though he's innocent. nice parenting

good ol belle dance. yall do like good parents do and get them a house at surfside for the afterparty?

Well done. He probably deserves to get to close his door the next time his woman comes over after that.

I get a lot of laughs out of "punking" my son too. Sometimes, just for giggles, I tiptoe into his room while he's asleep and pour lukewarm water around his privates and in the bed, then tiptoe back out before he wakes up so he'll think he wet the bed. I started doing this when he was in the 5th grade and he's a Junior in high school now and has still never said anything to me about it. Actually, he doesn't say a lot in general. Pretty quiet and shy kid all around. But he's a good kid.

theres only one way a mature person pisses themselves and accepts it. congrats on your high school sons drinking problem.

ChiliBeans said:

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I get a lot of laughs out of "punking" my son too. Sometimes, just for giggles, I tiptoe into his room while he's asleep and pour lukewarm water around his privates and in the bed, then tiptoe back out before he wakes up so he'll think he wet the bed. I started doing this when he was in the 5th grade and he's a Junior in high school now and has still never said anything to me about it. Actually, he doesn't say a lot in general. Pretty quiet and shy kid all around. But he's a good kid.

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Maybe he's quiet and shy because he thinks he's a bed wetter.

If she is his girlfriend how is this really a hard thing to do?

Once you leave you can't come back in

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Are you from Lake Jackson or deep east Texas?

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Close. Maybe even Sweeny.