If a parking lot had spots up front with the handicap and expected mother spots that were marked "Reserved For A**holes", would you park there?
Gotdamn boy..you know English?MooreTrucker said:
No, because I'm not an ******* so I couldn't park there. And being not an *******, if I did park there illegally, I would be an ******* and therefore legally parked, so not an *******, so illegally parked.
Quite the conundrum.
MooreTrucker said:
No, because I'm not an ******* so I couldn't park there. And being not an *******, if I did park there illegally, I would be an ******* and therefore legally parked, so not an *******, so illegally parked.
Quite the conundrum.
The Wonderer said:
I was running errands with my mom on Christmas Eve (I was driving her car) and we had to go to the HEB in The Woodlands and they had this sign:
We're getting out the car and this lady in a minivan yells at me and says "you *******, that's for people with kids" because I got out of the car faster than my mom. My mom got out looked at the woman and said "Merry Christmas from me and my son" with a big smile on her face. The fatty in the minivan got pissed and drove off. People a few spots over broke out in laughter.
Hey, I didn't start the thread about a**holes, redd did.ClickClack said:MooreTrucker said:
No, because I'm not an ******* so I couldn't park there. And being not an *******, if I did park there illegally, I would be an ******* and therefore legally parked, so not an *******, so illegally parked.
Quite the conundrum.
What if the space was for potty mouths
Milwaukees Best Light said:
This is a modern version of back of the bus. Every damn person gets an up front spot except 18-64 year old white dudes.
Im likely offending at least 2/3rds of the GB with this but IDGAF. I'd probably quit giving a store my business if I saw this. Fat people are generally lazy, entitled, and insecure people and obesity is easily my biggest turn off when meeting a new person. There are some people with medical conditions that fit the fat category and that's understandable so I apologize in advance if you fall into that subsection.DSAg44 said:
what about parking for fat peoples? I see some lard ass suing Walmart after walking and getting a heart attack.
Talon2DSO said:
No. I'd park in the expectant mothers spot. If I'm going to self identify as an *******, why should I park anywhere else?
aggiejayrod said:Talon2DSO said:
No. I'd park in the expectant mothers spot. If I'm going to self identify as an *******, why should I park anywhere else?
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GigEmAgs14 said:The Wonderer said:
I was running errands with my mom on Christmas Eve (I was driving her car) and we had to go to the HEB in The Woodlands and they had this sign:
We're getting out the car and this lady in a minivan yells at me and says "you *******, that's for people with kids" because I got out of the car faster than my mom. My mom got out looked at the woman and said "Merry Christmas from me and my son" with a big smile on her face. The fatty in the minivan got pissed and drove off. People a few spots over broke out in laughter.
Wonderer is under 18 years old. Spreadsheet updated
/ColinAggiehistag10 said:GigEmAgs14 said:The Wonderer said:
I was running errands with my mom on Christmas Eve (I was driving her car) and we had to go to the HEB in The Woodlands and they had this sign:
We're getting out the car and this lady in a minivan yells at me and says "you *******, that's for people with kids" because I got out of the car faster than my mom. My mom got out looked at the woman and said "Merry Christmas from me and my son" with a big smile on her face. The fatty in the minivan got pissed and drove off. People a few spots over broke out in laughter.
Wonderer is under 18 years old. Spreadsheet updated
Did you stop being your parents child when you turned 18? Do they say "oh, that's my adult"?
Are the children of God only people under the age of 18?
I can see where you get your sense of humor fromThe Wonderer said:
I was running errands with my mom on Christmas Eve (I was driving her car) and we had to go to the HEB in The Woodlands and they had this sign:
We're getting out the car and this lady in a minivan yells at me and says "you *******, that's for people with kids" because I got out of the car faster than my mom. My mom got out looked at the woman and said "Merry Christmas from me and my son" with a big smile on her face. The fatty in the minivan got pissed and drove off. People a few spots over broke out in laughter.
take it to the religion boardhistag10 said:GigEmAgs14 said:The Wonderer said:
I was running errands with my mom on Christmas Eve (I was driving her car) and we had to go to the HEB in The Woodlands and they had this sign:
We're getting out the car and this lady in a minivan yells at me and says "you *******, that's for people with kids" because I got out of the car faster than my mom. My mom got out looked at the woman and said "Merry Christmas from me and my son" with a big smile on her face. The fatty in the minivan got pissed and drove off. People a few spots over broke out in laughter.
Wonderer is under 18 years old. Spreadsheet updated
Did you stop being your parents child when you turned 18? Do they say "oh, that's my adult"?
Are the children of God only people under the age of 18?
yeah, but there are so many favored groups getting the seats up front that there's not enough front so they're really toward the back. special isnt special when everyone gets to claim the titleMilwaukees Best Light said:
This is a modern version of back of the bus. Every damn person gets an up front spot except 18-64 year old white dudes.
HBCanine08 said:I can see where you get your sense of humor fromThe Wonderer said:
I was running errands with my mom on Christmas Eve (I was driving her car) and we had to go to the HEB in The Woodlands and they had this sign:
We're getting out the car and this lady in a minivan yells at me and says "you *******, that's for people with kids" because I got out of the car faster than my mom. My mom got out looked at the woman and said "Merry Christmas from me and my son" with a big smile on her face. The fatty in the minivan got pissed and drove off. People a few spots over broke out in laughter.