Creepiest occupations:

Clown
Taxidermist
Sex shop owner
Funeral director
Taxi driver
Unemployed
Clergy


Creepiest traits and behaviors:

Standing too close to someone
Greasy or unkempt hair
Peculiar smile
Bulging eyes
Very pale skin
Bags under the eyes
Dressed oddly
Licking lips frequently
Laughing at unpredictable times


Creepiest hobbies:

Collecting things like dolls, insects, reptiles or body parts like bones or fingernails
Birdwatching and photography, especially of children
Taxidermy

http://blog.aarp.org/tag/creepy/

My landlord in college owned a few funeral homes and always asked my roommates and I if we were interested in looking at mortuary sciences after college.
Always insisted on giving us tours of his funeral homes, never accepted the offer.
Nope, nope and nope was the response every time.

Glad to see stamp collecting isn't creepy

You're just jealous of my squirrel army

PA04 said:

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You're just jealous of my squirrel army

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You're jealous of my army of superior cloned squirrels, so you can't be runnin your mouth.

I will add "insistent on conversation or eye contact" to the second list.

People staring at my boobs.


I'm a dude and I have valid thoughts and feelings.

Sanitation "Engineers"

People who look forward to movies coming out on the big screen -" Blockbusters".

Paul Reubens

Human said:

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People who look forward to movies coming out on the big screen -" Blockbusters".

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How does that make some creepy. By that logic people who look forward to big sporting events like the Super Bowl would technically be creepy.

Personally I would put reservoir engineers on the list. Replacing taxidermist, but dropping them slightly below sex shop owner.

Using this face all the time

Funeral home director may be a creepy job but they can make some serious bank. The ones I know that own their own funeral home are absolutely loaded. Business should be pretty steady too..

People posting too much personal information on message boards. Get some real friends so you don't have to come here for sympathy.

hoghitch said:

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Funeral home director may be a creepy job but they can make some serious bank. The ones I know that own their own funeral home are absolutely loaded. Business should be pretty steady too..

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People are literally dying to get in, amirite?

/Norm dad