Amy Schumer to Star in Live-Action Movie ‘Barbie’

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Schumer will play a character who lives in Barbieland, among all of the various Barbie characters beloved by doll collectors (there are dolls covering over 180 careers). In a fish-out-of-water story reminiscent of films like Splash and Big, Schumer's Barbie gets kicked out, basically because she's not perfect enough, is a bit eccentric and doesn't quite fit the mold. She then goes on an adventure in the real world and by the time she returns to Barbieland to save it, she has gained the realization that perfection comes on the inside, not the outside, and that the key to happiness is belief in oneself, free of the obligation to adhere to some unattainable standard of perfection. Mattel, with a lot at stake since the toyline has generated $3 billion in sales, signed off on the take.


https://www.google.com/amp/deadline.com/2016/12/amy-schumer-barbie-movie-sony-pictures-mattel-1201863294/amp/?client=safari


I bet the GB will love this.
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That's gonna be one thick, foul-mouthed Barbie.
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Tired of Schumer already, Joe Rogan was saying her writers steal jokes...
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This is a role that should go to Margot Robbie!!!


Not this:


****ing Hollywood!!
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Agree... Except it's about Schumer not being perfect enough. Margot doesn't have that problem.
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She had a serious case of RBF. 0/10 wouldn't even try
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AgEng06 said:

Agree... Except it's about Schumer not being perfect enough. Margot doesn't have that problem.


You should read Margot's interview from the Tarzan movie. That woman would be perfect for the role even under that premise. She told the production to basically **** off when they told her to lose weight. When they asked her why she said because the locations for the filming were near all the pubs and she wanted try all the beers!
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I really don't care what Schumer looks like. She's insanely annoying.
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First there was the gay agenda now this.

Big fat
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She will be Barbie's Malibu beach house.
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fat barbie
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titanmaster_race said:

I really don't care what Schumer looks like. She's insanely annoying.

Girls are smart and funny. Get over it.
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titanmaster_race said:

I really don't care what Schumer looks like. She's insanely annoying.


This times a million. Only reason I'd need for kicking her out of the house
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ColinAggie said:

This is a role that should go to Margot Robbie!!!



Yes to Margot Robbie!!!!!
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Really tired of her, such a one trick pony
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bigcat22 said:

Really tired of her, such a one trick pony


Most people refer to her as a cow, or dog. This is the first pony/horse reference I have heard
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ColinAggie said:

This is a role that should go to Margot Robbie!!!


Not this:


****ing Hollywood!!
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Are they going to start making bigger dolls?
Blanco Ag
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Who knew that Barbie has a FUPA
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So is the new ken a guy that's drunk looking for a slump buster?
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blumpkin said:

titanmaster_race said:

I really don't care what Schumer looks like. She's insanely annoying.

Girls are smart and funny. Get over it.
Schumer is neither.
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Irish_Man said:

So is the new ken a guy that's drunk looking for a slump buster?


Seth Rogen?
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It's perfectly ok to be fat, unhealthy, and disrespectful.
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Can't wait for the previews that bring back Aqua's classic "Barbie Girl."
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Beer Baron said:

Can't wait for the previews that bring back Aqua's classic "Barbie Girl."
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I don't care what she looks like, she's a disgusting person on the inside.
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Right now she's the flavor of the month in Hollywood. Hopefully, she bombs a couple movies like this and she can be put out to pasture.
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Can we kick her out of the country in real life?
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Isn't she supposed to be moving to Canada?
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Blanco Ag said:

Who knew that Barbie has a FUPA
more like a pony keg.
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Beer Baron said:

Can't wait for the previews that bring back Aqua's classic "Barbie Girl."


This is my jam for always.
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Ken just announced that he's gay.
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DSAg44 said:

It's perfectly ok to be fat, unhealthy, and disrespectful.


GD right it is.
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Doesn't make sense, she's fat and terrible.
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