Which hotel should I pick?

Wynn
Bellagio
Palazzo
Other

With enough hookers and blow, you won't need to sleep, thus rendering the need for a hotel room moot.


In the alternative, find sloots and go to their hotel rooms and save your money for more hookers and blow.

I always enjoyed imperial palace!

Trump International Hotel

Bally's

The Mirage is older but has an awesome pool, so that's our fave. We also like the Venetian/Palazzo. The Bellagio is good, too. Caesar's is kinda old.

How old are you? Less than 30 cosmo

Cosmo

32. Just want to gamble and eat and maybe see some shows. Not interested in clubbing or pools

Jonathan Taylor Thomas said:

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32. Just want to gamble and eat and maybe see some shows. Not interested in clubbing or pools

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Then Treasure Island. Go cheap.

Make sure you see Absynthe. 100000% do not go to Vegas without seeing it.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas said:

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32. Just want to gamble and eat and maybe see some shows. Not interested in clubbing or pools

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Then go to the Venetian/Palazzo. Lots of great places to eat, two casinos in one, and a great sportsbook.

With enough blow, hookers in a taxi cab for 48-72 hours straight is doable

Amazing Moves said:

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Jonathan Taylor Thomas said:

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32. Just want to gamble and eat and maybe see some shows. Not interested in clubbing or pools

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Then Treasure Island. Go cheap.

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This is what we did. Then just walk across the street if you want to gamble or eat at the Venetian.

Save money on the room unless you are trying to bring girls back to it to impress them.

Wynn. Palazzo/Venetian is next door though. Palazzo is good too

Just Be sure to eat at Battistas hole in the wall Italian behind the pink flamingo.

SoulSlaveAG2005 said:

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Just Be sure to eat at Battistas hole in the wall Italian behind the pink flamingo.

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Whoops. Wrong emoji. Battistas is the best

Jonathan Taylor Thomas said:

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32. Just want to gamble and eat and maybe see some shows. Not interested in clubbing or pools

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Would go Venetian/Palazzo if that is the case. Are you married/going with a SO? If yes, be prepared for her to find the giant Barney's on the property and spend all of your monies.

If you are single, I would go with the Cosmopolitan. Little strumpets dressed like proper little strumpets running around acting like little strumpets as far as the eye can see. Seriously, I think that place won't even let hot 20 something girls onto the property unless they're wearing a tight, short dress that shows a lot of leg and boob and a pair of **** me heels.

One last thing: if you want to gamble for cheap there's good news: you no longer have to go to ghetto casinos like the places downtown or Casino Royale. Caesar's Palace always has a $5 craps table going (even on Saturday night) and its never too crowded to get in.

As always, have fun and abuse the substance of your choice until you can't feel feelings.

Actually, based on your description, hit up the Planet Hollywood. You can get a room that faces the Bellagio fountains.

Going with the feyonce

I went in to Treasure Island for the Mystere show. It reeked of piss and regret. I don't think I'll ever step foot in that cesspool again.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas said:

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Going with the feyonce

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What we've been waiting on. Rule #1

Aria

Flamingo for $20/nt

Venetian

Circus Circus

Body condom

Professor Frick said:

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Circus Circus

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the strip once you get past the encore is just depressing and desolate. Circus circus may be the most sad and run down property I've ever seen.

I've onlybto vegas once in about 1993 as a teenager, and stayed at circus circus and even at that age I knew it was sad.

But back then vegas was still nice and skeezy. To give some context, they were building Luxor at the time, and the hottest place was Excalibur.

I'm not a Vegas person. I've only been once and may never go back again. But if I did, I would stay at the MGM Grand or The Venetian.

Never get a room at the Aria. I had a bad experience there.

Stayed at the Cosmo and it wasn't that expensive. Right in the middle of the action and plenty of scenery