Give me the lowdown on online dating...

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Kate Beckett
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In reply to riverrataggie • 10:59p, 8/31/15
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Oh yeah?

Most people just say sounds hard. But it is hot. Especially when you get in to the technical aspects.
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In reply to Kate Beckett • 10:59p, 8/31/15
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Tell me more.
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11:00p, 8/31/15
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You don't have to be lonely....


















at farmersonly.com
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Kitten With A Whip
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In reply to superunknown • 11:00p, 8/31/15
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in all seriousness, there are single guys in B/CS that aren't college aged and are definitely wanting to date. we just don't know where to find the good ones. no matter what, you gotta be who you are because that's what's going to sustain if there's anything to sustain.

also I want your carne guisada recipe. my email is in my profile.
I'm sure there are some single guys around my age here, but they are damn hard to find. Everything here is catered to students. Even church singles groups.

Btw, I said it was homemade carne guisada, but I didn't say I made it!! lol My sweet cleaning lady made it for me.
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In reply to Teslag • 11:01p, 8/31/15
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You don't have to be lonely....


















at farmersonly.com
Cause city folk just don't get it
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11:02p, 8/31/15
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Rule 1 on the cleaning lady
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11:02p, 8/31/15
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want my recipe?
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11:02p, 8/31/15
Wait..What?! carne guisada??

and no invite?
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In reply to Stan Crowch • 11:03p, 8/31/15
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Kwaw if you are really the dominant sadist you portray yourself to be I would pay you 2k to come over and slap me around for a while. No sex.
Holy crap! Wut.


You heard me...my word is good. Just pm me
Aside from my playful username, I don't think I have ever portrayed myself to be a dominant sadist, though I suppose I could be with the proper inspiration.

But I could certainly slap you around for a couple grand. Lemme know when is a good time!
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In reply to Chazz03 • 11:03p, 8/31/15
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Rule 1 on the cleaning lady
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In reply to Kitten With A Whip • 11:04p, 8/31/15
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Kwaw if you are really the dominant sadist you portray yourself to be I would pay you 2k to come over and slap me around for a while. No sex.
Holy crap! Wut.


You heard me...my word is good. Just pm me
Aside from my username, I don't think I have ever portrayed myself to be a dominant sadist, though I suppose I could be with the proper inspirations.

But I could certainly slap you around for a couple grand. Lemme know when is a good time!


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In reply to superunknown • 11:06p, 8/31/15
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want my recipe?
I do!
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In reply to 42 • 11:08p, 8/31/15
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Wait..What?! carne guisada??

and no invite?
I... I... I was too busy eating to think to offer! I will next time, I promise!!! Besides, you never call me when you're making something good for supper!
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In reply to riverrataggie • 11:09p, 8/31/15
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It could be worse, you could be 27, in residency, and in LUBBOCK of all places.


You didn't really think that one through.
This I cannot deny. Still it could be worse, it could be Waco.
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In reply to Kitten With A Whip • 11:10p, 8/31/15
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Wait..What?! carne guisada??

and no invite?
I... I... I was too busy eating to think to offer! I will next time, I promise!!! Besides, you never call me when you're making something good for supper!
That's cause I rarely make something good. But I'll call you next time I light up the smoker.
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In reply to Kitten With A Whip • 11:10p, 8/31/15
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Seriously email me...posted it on the food board once and someone laughed at me so id rather not be mocked for something as awesome as carne guisada again
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11:13p, 8/31/15
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How long is the line to ehump KWAWs leg?
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In reply to superunknown • 11:13p, 8/31/15
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Seriously email me...posted it on the food board once and someone laughed at me so id rather not be mocked for something as awesome as carne guisada again
Pretty sure I just did.
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In reply to EFE • 11:13p, 8/31/15
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I thought I already ehumped it.
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In reply to 42 • 11:14p, 8/31/15
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Wait..What?! carne guisada??

and no invite?
I... I... I was too busy eating to think to offer! I will next time, I promise!!! Besides, you never call me when you're making something good for supper!
That's cause I rarely make something good. But I'll call you next time I light up the smoker.
That cheeseburger thing you make was pretty guud, but yeah, I need some good smoked brisket and ribs!!! Call me!!!
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In reply to Kitten With A Whip • 11:14p, 8/31/15
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Oh I should check my email then! Sorry!
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Kitten With A Whip
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In reply to EFE • 11:15p, 8/31/15
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My shoe is all that is available tonight.
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11:15p, 8/31/15
meetblackpeople.com
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In reply to CrazyAgE • 11:17p, 8/31/15
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meetblackpeople.com
Yeah, I'm sure the black people wanna see a snowflake in the mix.
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In reply to Kitten With A Whip • 11:18p, 8/31/15
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Yeah, I'm sure the black people wanna see a snowflake in the mix.


They actually probably do. You ever listened to any rap song, ever?
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In reply to Gerald Tarrant • 11:19p, 8/31/15
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Rule 1 on the cleaning lady


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In reply to Kitten With A Whip • 11:19p, 8/31/15
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Wait..What?! carne guisada??

and no invite?
I... I... I was too busy eating to think to offer! I will next time, I promise!!! Besides, you never call me when you're making something good for supper!
That's cause I rarely make something good. But I'll call you next time I light up the smoker.
That cheeseburger thing you make was pretty guud, but yeah, I need some good smoked brisket and ribs!!! Call me!!!
MMMM, Cheesburger pie! I haven't made that in a while.
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In reply to riverrataggie • 11:21p, 8/31/15
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meetblackpeople.com
Yeah, I'm sure the black people wanna see a snowflake in the mix.


They actually probably do. You ever listened to any rap song, ever?
Yes, but I'm not a beetches and ho's kind of girl.
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In reply to Chazz03 • 11:23p, 8/31/15
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Rule 1 on the cleaning lady


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Chaz, I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure Leslie would make KWAW tamales out of me if I post her pic on the internets for eternal leg humping.
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In reply to Kitten With A Whip • 11:23p, 8/31/15
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meetblackpeople.com
Yeah, I'm sure the black people wanna see a snowflake in the mix.


They actually probably do. You ever listened to any rap song, ever?
Yes, but I'm not a beetches and ho's kind of girl.


Well then. Hi there.
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In reply to Kitten With A Whip • 11:24p, 8/31/15
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My shoe is all that is available tonight.

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11:29p, 8/31/15
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I'm 26 and I'd love to disappoint you
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11:33p, 8/31/15
Ashley Madison seems legit.
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11:34p, 8/31/15
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I live in the middle of nowhere and made a tinder just to see who showed up. First match was a PhD in the sciences who speaks five languages. We have been on several dates and plan to go out again. What do you have to lose?
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In reply to EFE • 11:36p, 8/31/15
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How long is the line to ehump KWAWs leg?
My shoe is all that is available tonight.

the most perfectly timed gif I have ever seen on texags.

kudos to you sir, kudos!
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