Same ol' song and dance: An ode to The Rusher, Myles Garrett

After another week of missed holding calls on Texas A&M defensive end Myles Garrett, Olin Buchanan was inspired to rewrite the great Kenny Rogers hit 'The Gambler'. TexAgs Radio presents 'The Rusher'.

The Rusher

By Olin Buchanan

Verse 1:
From a press box in Auburn
I watched how they mauled him
How they hugged and tugged and mugged him
On almost every play
So in a postgame presser
I asked an SEC inspector
Why Myles Garrett can't get a holding call
This is what he had to say

Chorus 1:
The linemen know they can hold him
Know they can fold him
They can grip and grasp and grab him
They can even flay
They can yank on his jersey
Without showing any mercy
They can pull it past his shoulder pads
We won't call it anyway

Verse 2:
Steve Shaw seems like a good fella
But must see like Helen Keller
When he watches Aggie game tape
To grade his referees
Because those offensive tackles
Could put Myles in shackles
And SEC officials
Won't call a holding penalty

Chorus 2:
They can hold while Myles drags them
The refs still won't flag them
They can grip and grasp and grab him
They can even flay
They can yank on his jersey
Without showing any mercy
They can pull it past his shoulder pads
Refs won't call it anyway