Opportunity Knocks: A&M pass game's big advantage

Remember when that sexy brunette with pouty lips and sultry eyes smiled at you from across the room?

You became flustered, tripped when approaching her and spilled a drink all over the front of your pants. You looked up and she was gone.

Remember how you were advised to invest in that fledgling computer company called Dell? You were intrigued, but decided to put your money in something safer. So, you chose Enron.