OEagg11
   |   posted 12:46p, 03/12/13   
who gives a ****?
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Kevin Hart
| posted 12:47p, 03/12/13
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diehard14
 |  posted 12:50p, 03/12/13
God created Johnny football, god took a rib from JFF to make a woman, David ash was spawned, uterus tat was to cover the scar.
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ElephantRider
  |  posted 12:51p, 03/12/13
quote:
I'd rather have a team full of die hard Ags and lose every game than a team full of 2%ers and win a natty.
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diehard14
|  posted 12:53p, 03/12/13
quote:
quote:
I'd rather have a team full of die hard Ags and lose every game than a team full of 2%ers and win a natty.
HANG THAT MAN!
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monarch
 |  posted 12:55p, 03/12/13
That longhorn on JFF is one of those fake tattoo's they give the kids on game day.
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markandles
 |  posted 12:56p, 03/12/13
No tattoos ... and he is 6'1"
According to a source ...
[This message has been edited by markandles (edited 3/12/2013 1:26p).]
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viva torrente
| posted 12:56p, 03/12/13
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No, I don't have proof of it but I wouldn't want to write a Heisman speech while I had finals going on. Would you?
And if you would want a good player that has more loyalty to your rival school than your own, you have no respect for this university. I'm not saying Johnny does, but your logic is flawed. I'd rather have a team full of die hard Ags and lose every game than a team full of 2%ers and win a natty.
Now I know you are a *******ed whorn troll.
[This message has been edited by viva torrente (edited 3/12/2013 12:57p).]
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No Spin Ag
|  posted 12:59p, 03/12/13
quote:
I'd rather have a team full of die hard Ags and lose every game than a team full of 2%ers and win a natty.
Is that you dad? He of the "well at least our players graduate to good careers and we always win half-time".
I thank God this is our dad's old Aggies Football team. Beating opponent's nice for a change.
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heisatouchdown
 | posted 1:00p, 03/12/13
Wait... is that really Johnny's arrest sheet? If so that is probably his phone number and should've been redacted.
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4L Aggie
| posted 1:00p, 03/12/13
He plays for us, that's all that matters to me. If anybody questions his loyalty, rewatch his Heisman speech.
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Unthought Known
|  posted 1:02p, 03/12/13
That sheet also shows that he doesnt have a nickname.
I think the two on his right are recent additions, the whorn a shop.
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Nonregdrummer09
| posted 1:04p, 03/12/13
Well he has the proverbs tat at least, but I think the horn is a shop.
[This message has been edited by Nonregdrummer09 (edited 3/12/2013 1:07p).]
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AggieAces06
|  posted 1:06p, 03/12/13
Why does it only have 1 ear? I'm calling fake
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AgMechEngr
 | posted 1:09p, 03/12/13
CuppyCup proves they are fake.
[This message has been edited by AgMechEngr (edited 3/12/2013 1:11p).]
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BillOnCapitolHill
|  posted 1:12p, 03/12/13
How many catfishers are gonna call him?
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Nonregdrummer09
| posted 1:14p, 03/12/13
It's fake.
http://totalfratmove.com/1175980
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wangus12
| posted 1:17p, 03/12/13
Looks fake to me
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CorpsAg11
| posted 1:19p, 03/12/13
It's fake, per Texags staff (on Premium board) who have interviewed him with his shirt off
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xGigEmAggies12x
| posted 1:19p, 03/12/13
It is photoshopped.. And badly at that
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Nonregdrummer09
| posted 1:20p, 03/12/13
That's a fantastic troll though. Watch t-sip fans post this for months from now even though it's fake.
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Tamu_mgm
| posted 1:21p, 03/12/13
I have to applaud the TROLL. It had me sold for awhile.
[This message has been edited by Tamu_mgm (edited 3/12/2013 1:21p).]
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ahlongslide
|  posted 1:23p, 03/12/13
In that last photo, does the guy on the far right have a recycle symbol around his pepperoni?
Recycle nipple?
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89Ag4Ever
| posted 1:24p, 03/12/13
Yes.. that is his real arrest sheet with his real home address and phone number, both in CS and in Tyler. In fact, I called his parents the night before the Heisman ceremony to tell them that this had been posted on Deadspin before his SSN had be redacted. Mr. Manziel contacted his legal team, and it was pulled a few hours later, and then re-posted with his SSN blacked out.
No tattoos as of last summer. This is a shopped image. No doubt about it.
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Barbarossa
|  posted 1:24p, 03/12/13
Solid troll. Not expected, but not too unbelievable. Just the right amount of possibility.
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Caesar4
 | posted 1:28p, 03/12/13
Hmmm, at first I assumed that Johnny was simply indicating that he is a fan of the A&M yearbook name "The Longhorn" that was used from 1903-1948.
Now that it's known to be a fake, I can only assume that the photoshop was some tu fan's attempt to initiate a grassroots effort to get the A&M yearbook name changed from Aggieland back to Longhorn.
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CorpsAg11
|  posted 1:29p, 03/12/13
The Proverbs tat is real though... is his loyalty to A&M or to God??!?!?! Resume meldown!!
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nomadic_ag
|  posted 1:29p, 03/12/13
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kayakag
| posted 1:32p, 03/12/13
They announced it on the Ticket here in Dallas during lunch, and my boss ran up to me and asked "did you hear about johnny football's tatoo?"
About 3 seconds later, I get an email from my t-shirt sip brother-n-law who I haven't heard from in 4 months. He proceeds to talk crap on how Johnny is a closet horn fan, blah, blah, blah.
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Space91
| posted 1:33p, 03/12/13
I'm more concerned he doesn't look he's been hitting the weights enough!
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DJGuerra26
 |  posted 1:33p, 03/12/13
nomadic....that is one the most disturbing things I've ever seen...on this site...
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CorpsAg11
| posted 1:36p, 03/12/13
Yea based on that gif I'm pretty sure nomadic eats people
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BillOnCapitolHill
| posted 1:37p, 03/12/13
First girl to be quintuple penetrated
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TKMorris
|  posted 1:41p, 03/12/13
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To be fair, the pixels look the same way around the other tats...
Not really. Even knowing that someone is watching and enjoying the trolling, I'll still go ahead and post the comparison. One is clearly cleaner than the other, magnified to the same degree.
My first thought was a black Sharpie, but I'm leaning towards photoshopped. Too many artifacts around the bevo.
[This message has been edited by TKMorris (edited 3/12/2013 1:43p).]
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Nonregdrummer09
| posted 1:51p, 03/12/13
Looks like busted coverage had this photo sent to them by a reader, and they posted it first, went viral from there.
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