On the 12th day of Christmas, Dan Beebe gave to me:
12 cowpoke chokejobs,
11 whining huskers,
10 cheating sooners,
9 fighting jayhawks,
8 pissed off tigers,
7 skanky wildcats,
6 methed up cyclones,
FIVE POTHEAD BUFFS!
4 tards with pizza,
3 cub turds,
2 crying t-sips,
And a Cotton Bowl for Texas Aggies
12 cowpoke chokejobs,
11 whining huskers,
10 cheating sooners,
9 fighting jayhawks,
8 pissed off tigers,
7 skanky wildcats,
6 methed up cyclones,
FIVE POTHEAD BUFFS!
4 tards with pizza,
3 cub turds,
2 crying t-sips,
And a Cotton Bowl for Texas Aggies