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Adam87inSA
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posted 10:16p, 09/18/02this user's public profilesend private message to useredit this replyobject to this reply



Wrecking Crew defense
Lays wood on "Untouchables"
12th Man goes apesh**

Reggie enters game
Offense elevates its play
Points on scoreboard


zipag94
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Unyielding 12th Man
Makes Hokie fans pee in pants
Go home wet and sad


Adam87inSA
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The fate of the game
Lies in hands of receivers
Each drop an omen


GnMountain
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ZipAg94
Pretty good to know the score
Ags happy and dry


Maroon and maroon
It's put up or shut up time
Call McNeal and Vick

Reveille Step Off
Fightin' Texas Aggie Band
12th man miracle

Sun, sound, scramblin' men
Spirit of Aggieland Stands
Tall in the end zone


Eddie Haskell
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Zipag-

LOL!


Bluecat_Aggie94
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Hokies are in town
12th Man makes a raucous sound
They are going down


Bluecat_Aggie94
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What is a Hokie
After meeting Wrecking Crew
Nothing more than mush.


Burdizzo
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Hokie from the south
Didn't like my jovial jabs
No more goiter jokes


bogustrumper
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Saturday it is
Falls shadow is looming now
Turkey will be served


Bluecat_Aggie94
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burdizzo you take the early lead...the office had to see what I was laughing at...

12th Man at its best
Wrecking Crew stands up to test
Hokie disposal

[This message has been edited by Louisville_Aggie94 (edited 9/19/2002 10:09a).]


HtownAg92
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A couple about the Hokie fans:

Frustration abounds
Got a ticket, can't get there
Damn tractor won't start

Tech fan at the gate
Denied by security
Should have brought some shoes

Wrecking crew pounds Tech
Think it can't get any worse?
Lost my corn cob pipe


Just kidding, Hokes. Welcome and enjoy everything but the outcome of the game.








Burdizzo
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Hokies are Aggies
But confused about orange
Don't be a teasip

BeBop in a snit
Orange clashes with maroon
Sleeping on duty...

[This message has been edited by Burdizzo (edited 9/19/2002 10:22a).]


GnMountain
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Bebop and turkey
Gobblers galore like teasips
Banish the orange.

Hokies hummin' hard
Aggies saw turkies ______ off
Thanksgiving early!

Tex Ags Threads and Posts
The Spirit of Aggieland
Take no prisoner




Bluecat_Aggie94
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I think this is one of the best threads I've ever seen here. More!

E.King Gill
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You want it you got it!

Hokies are tasty
Dead bird bloody feathers good
Wrecking Crew has snack

Run Left Run Right Run
Come here small orange chicken
Dinner is served now

Jones and Suggs run scared
Hard hit wake up hospital
Coach I am batman


RTG96
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[This message has been edited by RTG96 (edited 9/20/2002 12:26p).]


GnMountain
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These are just too funny. My vote goes to Louisville_Aggie94 for the Hokie mush contribution. Seems like a a fun new way to talk trash and call it lit.....

Haiku Aggies trash
Hokie feathers. Set Kyle Field
alight in glory.


Muy
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Turkey balls done gone
Can't you see the pain he's in
Fry'em up will ya

Lamb fries don't taste good
compared to them turkey gnads
more please, thank you ma'am


dos ags
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Hokies at Kyle Field
Orange and maroon Turkeys
Hmmmm..tastes like chicken.

Aggies at Kyle Field
Maroon and White Wrecking Crew
Make turkey jerky.


Adam87inSA
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Special teams revel
In turning the momentum
In favor of Ags

Kyle Field is a place
Where the mighty have fallen
Hokies, you are next



[This message has been edited by Adam87inSA (edited 9/19/2002 10:52p).]


BringbackBonfire
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Hokies walk into a hornet's nest
Dynamic duo gets blasted in Kyle
"What wuz dat?!" they cry.

Wrecking Crews licks it's chop
"I'll take a side order of Jones with my Suggs."
The Ags then give thanks to God for their meal.


Adam87inSA
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Bringback,

Write five syllables
Then write seven syllables
Then five syllables

That is haiku.

Love the sentiment though.


zipag94
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Lee and Suggs get stuffed
By "The Crew" taxidermy
Hokie Pokie Flops!


BaronVonAggie
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Hoagies for me and you
Hot meatballs in sauce on bread
Oh it is Hokie instead


TexasJeff
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Too many QB's leads to
Confusion and destruction
Pick one and prosper


Adam87inSA
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t.u.jeff,

Thanks (Major) for (shoulda) the (played) lecture (his) on (senior) quarterback (year) management.

Consider yourself
Busted by the haiku cop
First line doesn't fit


TxAgKuwait
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posted 12:28a, 09/20/02this user's public profilesend private message to useredit this replyobject to this reply



My stab at Haiku from the Hokie point of view:

Disappointing loss.
Turbulent charter flight home.
Wish we'd played Baylor.

Kyle really is loud.
Wish our guys could run the ball.
Oh well they can not.

Spent too much money.
Too much travel for a loss.
Won't do it again.


Adam87inSA
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posted 12:42a, 09/20/02this user's public profilesend private message to useredit this replyobject to this reply



Tech can't afford stamps
Yet they expect to recruit?
Leach is an a$$clown

(oops... wrong Tech!!)


beneric
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Hokies are not bad
Running makes Suggs and Jones glad
Ags will make them sad.


Ben


96AgGrad
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zipag94's still makes me laugh....


Penright grabs his spade
Fall is Hokie planting time
Strangely they die though


Ty Warren is mean
Says he won't give my arm back
I wish mom was here




[This message has been edited by 96AgGrad (edited 9/20/2002 3:28a).]


Adam87inSA
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Long reads corner blitz
Checks off to Taylor on slant
Burns safety for six


GnMountain
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How many Aggies
Does it take to beat Hokies?
The 12th Man at Kyle!



BringbackBonfire
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My bad Adam87. Thanks for setting me straight.

Can I try again?


Newbee QB starts
Kyle Field rattles him bad
"I want to go home!"

Wrecking Crew has feast
Penright and Warren have him
Poor guy looks helpless.



BringbackBonfire
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Adam87, I just saw your post on Leach. Good bull!

birdman
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What? Huh? I can't hear.
False start on Virginia Tech.
Damn, Kyle Field is loud.


 
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