Folks. Our boys need an edge going into the rest of the season. I feel it is my duty to give us this edge. I am putting my honor on the line with a boot slap bet. If we finish the year at 10-3. I will post a video of myself picking up random feces most likely to be one of my pets, and slap it on my face just briefly. However if we dont win out which is looking like a definite possibility then the bet is off. Gig'em Aggies. In the case of my unwillingness to poop slap. I will no longer post on this board under any name.

Perhaps YOU can help improve our 2nd half play!

whats a boot slap?

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just briefly

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I want more extreme and/or less realistic.

Smearing is a bit out of the question. I have my dignity to hold onto in the chance that this winning streak occures.

There's no dignity in a poop slap.

Poop slap smear or GTFO!!!

talk about being shietfaced...

Boot slap!!!

What the ...

Make sure it's your dog. And I want him/her eating wet dog food for a month prior to the "boot slap".

We are onto something. Would much prefer to put my boot to my face as opposed to feces....

You already made the bet... poop slap!

juan

bookmark it!

Not this shiit again. Besides, poop slap karma was lost a longtime ago. Now, if you were to bet something new, totally different, say a poop snack bet, then Ags might just win out!

awesome, dont back out like the first guy

I no longer have faith in people who wager a poop slap

Meh, I'll fall for it again.

POOP SLAP OR GTFO!!

Poop Slap...the sequel

Stink bait slap?

Slappa da poo!

No you wont. Now stop wasting our time with another worthless poopslap wager.

I think you're being for real. Thank you for your dedication to our improvement!


That's being the 12th MAN!!

We've heard this before.

Screenshot!

Now, when you say random feces, but likely your dog's, you don't meant that pile that has been laying in the corner of your backyard that has already dried up and stopping stinking, do you? I don't think that will have the same effect as the fresh pile that your dog lays after it finishes off what your family couldn't stomach of your wife's cooking.

[This message has been edited by agregg07 (edited 11/4/2011 7:21a).]

Oh ***** I better hide!!!

And people think the corps is the sole source of our PR problems when we have people broadcasting that they want to slap themselves in the face with a pile of dog*****

[This message has been edited by mw03 (edited 11/4/2011 7:44a).]

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It really needs to be human poo for this to work.

Pretty sure the cav does that kind of poop slap on a regular basis so i admire your thought but its already been done.

Human Poo or GTFO