The guy one cube over is snoring...

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11:07a, 8/4/04

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Say a prayer for him.

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11:07a, 8/4/04

this the same guy who is 150 lbs overweight, eats like a horse, smokes like a chimney, and recently spent two days in the hospital for chest pains. i have a feeling that when he has a heart attack i'm going to have to revive him. how can i avoid that?

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11:10a, 8/4/04

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nolan ryan his ass with a golf ball

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11:11a, 8/4/04

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Don't waste your time. Let him go and save his fellow insurance company peers some money.

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11:24a, 8/4/04

call him and wake him up...

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11:26a, 8/4/04

quietly go over and put his hand in a bowl of warm water.

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11:27a, 8/4/04

AG

screw that. poor a bucket of cold water on him!

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11:27a, 8/4/04

Prayer, avoid mouth to mouth altogether and find an old lamp or something with a cord. Cut the cord from the base of the unit and expose the wires. When he keels over next time, plug the cord into an outlet, yell "CLEAR!" and then give him the juice.

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11:31a, 8/4/04

Or just pour a half-cup of warm water on his crotch and watch his reaction as he wakes up.

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11:37a, 8/4/04

where do you work??

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12:10p, 8/4/04

Hey, go screw yourselves! I couldn't get any sleep last night!