Can't tell yet if this is perfect or if I should seek help. Had leftovers from a football game/bday party. Ragweed is kicking my ass and I wanted breakfast/comfort food for dinner.

Tortilleria style "real" tostada chips, busted up and tossed in homemade salsa in a frying pan, low heat until soft.
Added diced leftover burgers and jalapeo cheese brats until warm
Added eggs.
Cover with cheese in flour tortilla.
Chased with a cup of HEB Houston blend coffee
Profit

Id eat the hell out of it. How much pepto/tums was needed afterward though?

And i go through a box of the Houston blend a week.

I prefer to add the crushed chips at the end so they have some crunch still, but sounds good to me too!