Which one of your old ladies' is this?

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BohunkAg said:

My favorite part is the t-tty tattoo
Nothing says class like titty tattoo. When I was at TAMU there was a girl who had a "hump it ags" tattoo on her inner thigh. I think I got an std just looking at it.
Madman
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Hey thats probably my wife.





















Thanks for not warning me.
corybantic
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I saw the story on the BBC website so it's now international.
No Bat Soup For You
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I hope she has a good sense of humor and can laugh at this in a few years.
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AgNav93 said:

BohunkAg said:

My favorite part is the t-tty tattoo
Nothing says class like titty tattoo. When I was at TAMU there was a girl who had a "hump it ags" tattoo on her inner thigh. So I did.
Fixed it the way I thought you would finish.
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Internet immortality. Holy crap.

Sad fan gifs have me questioning whether to attend a televised football game ever again.
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CJS4715 said:

In 20 years, her kids will still be able to find this quote when looking up their mom:
I don't think the situation is that dire any more. There is a growing recognition of a "right to be forgotten" in various jurisdictions around the world. She might have to move to Europe for a while, though.
Bird Poo
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Quote:

That's what's up! With the guy who looked like Patrick Swayze singing Bon Jovi or GnR
Brings back memories.
Bird Poo
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East Texas Native?
wbt5845
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She's got that crazy grinder look in her eyes. I bet she ruts like a cat in heat. I dig her.
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BohunkAg said:

http://www.outkickthecoverage.com/texas-a-m-student-crashes-into-police-car-while-taking-topless-selfie-102716


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I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I love this girl. Sure, she's probably crazy and odds are every time her boyfriend gets a Snapchat from her he's not sure whether she's going to be threatening to kill him or topless, but that's just the chances you take. When the going is good she screws you like a damn pornstar, when the going is bad she might stab you to death with a broken wine bottle.

Life's full of risks.

This chick's just riding around in her car with an open bottle of wine, swigging away, while taking topless pictures of herself and sending them to her boyfriend. (By the way, the "boyfriend" has to be Johnny Manziel, right? Just has to be.)

At 8:30 in the evening on a Wednesday!

That's not even a party night or a party hour in College Station. There isn't even anyone drunk at Chimy's yet.

Yet this chick is just out here doing her best to make America great again.

So she happened to run into a police car while she was topless and drinking from an open bottle of wine?

It happens.

Did anyone ever think to ask why the police car just stopped in the middle of the road? It's like that policeman was just daring her to run into him while she was topless and drunk. Hello, #secgirlslivesmatter

That's why hot girl privilege exists, for situations exactly like this, when it's Wednesday evening and you just can't handle school anymore and you want to go get in your car and pop open a wine bottle and take pictures of your boobs in a public place.

Who hasn't been there?

Like Jesus and I always say, judge not lest ye be judged.

Awesome prose.
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I really feel bad for her. Not as bad as I feel for Malik Jefferson though. At least this girl chose to go to the right school.
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son." -- Dean Wormer, Faber College President
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wbt5845 said:

She's got that crazy grinder look in her eyes. I bet she ruts like a cat in heat. I dig her.

What about when she's taking care of business and you suddenly get a threefinger fastball up the chute?
txjortsagent
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You just keep ****ing her and tell her you gotta save something for the holidays
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SpiDer09 said:

The cop is one of my buddies. Can't wait to hear more about it. Haha


Make sure you report back. Couldn't have happened to a more appropriate officer in all of the Bryan PD.
Definitely Not A Cop
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Potcake said:

wbt5845 said:

She's got that crazy grinder look in her eyes. I bet she ruts like a cat in heat. I dig her.

What about when she's taking care of business and you suddenly get a threefinger fastball up the chute?


The Fife
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kayakag said:

East Texas Native?
East Florida was my guess.

Or is Florida really just very East Texas?
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