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Old Rivals Material Right Here
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Last: 7 yr ago by 13 0 Branding Iron
Did you mean penicillin material right here?
In
Out
In Out In Out
Rinse, repeat.
Rinse, repeat.
Done
You might ought do a little more than rinse. Just sayin'...
Well, rinse a lot. Then repeat.
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Well, rinse a lot. Then repeat.
More like "scrub with sandpaper".
I'd like to take that young lady out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again.
What a silly outfit. Hardly functional for everyday use.
She should take it off.
She should take it off.
An old cowboy was riding into town and wanted to go by the local ***** house, yet times were bad and he had only 5 cents in his wallet.
He knew he couldn't afford his favorite lady, but he decided to try anyway.
He went in to the ***** house and talked to the head madam. She told him that the top girls were $100 for the night, and the B girls were $30.
He asked what he could get for the nickel he had on him.
The head madam replied," oh.... for that you can have Sand Paper Sally."
He got excited at first when the head madam showed him a homely but well proportioned girl that walked out of the shadows.
He paid the nickel and Sally brought him up to her room. They started at it and he soon learned why they called her sand paper Sally. His eyes welted with tears and he pushed her away gently. He said," Im sorry, it hurts too much and I can't keep going." Sally touched his cheek and with her South Texan accent replied,"I'm sorry, Sugaa, wait here just one moment." She disappeared into her powder room and came back ten minutes later.
She got him to try again and it was instantly different. The cowboy let out a YEE HAW and inquired to what she did to make herself so smooth.
She replied," Oh Sugaa, you're so silly, I just picked out the scabs."
He knew he couldn't afford his favorite lady, but he decided to try anyway.
He went in to the ***** house and talked to the head madam. She told him that the top girls were $100 for the night, and the B girls were $30.
He asked what he could get for the nickel he had on him.
The head madam replied," oh.... for that you can have Sand Paper Sally."
He got excited at first when the head madam showed him a homely but well proportioned girl that walked out of the shadows.
He paid the nickel and Sally brought him up to her room. They started at it and he soon learned why they called her sand paper Sally. His eyes welted with tears and he pushed her away gently. He said," Im sorry, it hurts too much and I can't keep going." Sally touched his cheek and with her South Texan accent replied,"I'm sorry, Sugaa, wait here just one moment." She disappeared into her powder room and came back ten minutes later.
She got him to try again and it was instantly different. The cowboy let out a YEE HAW and inquired to what she did to make herself so smooth.
She replied," Oh Sugaa, you're so silly, I just picked out the scabs."
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Did you mean penicillin material right here?
Know how I know you're gay?
Number improperly placed on shoulder. Out of uniform, 2/10 wnb
It's good to see that the Old Rivalries '10's only' Destroyer Fraternity is still alive and well.