*** Official Predict the t.u. 2016 Season Thread ***

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wbt5845
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Sunday, Sep. 4, Notre Dame - L - domination, 40 point win
Saturday, Sep. 10, UTEP - W, but won't pull away until 2nd half
Saturday, Sep. 17, @Cal - L - ugly once again
Saturday, Oct. 1, @OSU - W - BDF refs come to the rescue
Saturday, Oct. 8, OU - L - Ugliness
Saturday, Oct. 15, ISU - W - Payback for whorns
Saturday, Oct. 22, @KSU - L - No debate
Saturday, Oct. 29, Baylor - L - Baylor may not have quit yet
Saturday, Nov. 5, @Tech - L - They can't stop that offense
Saturday, Nov. 12, WVU - L - Are you kidding? This is their Super Bowl!
Saturday, Nov. 19, @KU - W - Patsy
Friday, Nov. 25, TCU - L - No way this is competitive

4-8
PJYoung
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Sunday, Sep. 4, Notre Dame - L - domination, 27 point loss
Saturday, Sep. 10, UTEP - W, never close
Saturday, Sep. 17, @Cal - L - heartbreaking loss
Saturday, Oct. 1, @OSU - W - BDF refs come to the rescue
Saturday, Oct. 8, OU - L - heartbreaking loss
Saturday, Oct. 15, ISU - W - Payback for whorns
Saturday, Oct. 22, @KSU - L - heartbreaking loss
Saturday, Oct. 29, Baylor - L - Not close
Saturday, Nov. 5, @Tech - L - They can't stop that offense
Saturday, Nov. 12, WVU - W - Charlie wins coaching for his job
Saturday, Nov. 19, @KU - W - Patsy
Friday, Nov. 25, TCU - W - 17 point dogs at home to the BDF champs and playoff nominee, Charlie wins coaching for his job and the players carry him off the field

6-6

Lose another 5th tier bowl, 6-7 final record
ntxVol
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8-4

After a 1-4 start they reel off 7 in a row to end the season.

Charlie gets an extension before they get killed in their bowl game.
MelvinUdall
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6-6
LonghornDub
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5-7
God made the country, and man made the town. William Cowper

aggiehawg
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6-6 and lose their bowl game. If they draw Arkansas again, it will be bloody.
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7-5 & a bowl loss ... But just good enough to have to keep the midget.
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Sunday, Sep. 4, Notre Dame - L - domination, 40 point win
Saturday, Sep. 10, UTEP - W, but won't pull away until 2nd half
Saturday, Sep. 17, @Cal - L - ugly once again
Saturday, Oct. 1, @OSU - W - BDF refs come to the rescue
Saturday, Oct. 8, OU - L - Ugliness
Saturday, Oct. 15, ISU - W - Payback for whorns
Saturday, Oct. 22, @KSU - L - No debate
Saturday, Oct. 29, Baylor - L - Baylor may not have quit yet
Saturday, Nov. 5, @Tech - L - They can't stop that offense
Saturday, Nov. 12, WVU - L - Are you kidding? This is their Super Bowl!
Saturday, Nov. 19, @KU - W - Patsy
Friday, Nov. 25, TCU - L - No way this is competitive

4-8



Exactly.

Great2BeAnAGGIE
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I really don't give a shiat what they do!
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I really don't give a shiat what they do!

I call BS on this one.
33
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Sunday, Sep. 4, Notre Dame - L
Saturday, Sep. 10, UTEP - tie (after 10 OT's without scoring, both teams give up)
Saturday, Sep. 17, @Cal - L
Saturday, Oct. 1, @OSU - L
Saturday, Oct. 8, OU - L
Saturday, Oct. 15, ISU - L
Saturday, Oct. 22, @KSU - L
Saturday, Oct. 29, Baylor - L
Saturday, Nov. 5, @Tech - L
Saturday, Nov. 12, WVU - L
Saturday, Nov. 19, @KU - W (in 3 OT's)
Friday, Nov. 25, TCU - L

Final record -> 1 - 10 - 1

Start the Nick Sab.... Uh, Urban Me.... Uh, Tom Herm.... Uh, Sterlin Gilbert era!!!!
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good move 33

5-7, book it,...but 1-10-1 is very likely. You guys could ditch the whole Big Tex Conference claiming interference and not fair. After all, WVU and TCU are upgrades
ThunderCougarFalconBird
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Sunday, Sep. 4, Notre Dame - L - Ball-slappy anal humiliation
Saturday, Sep. 10, UTEP - W, 24 - 21. Ugly (sip writers call this a gritty display of what is to come)
Saturday, Sep. 17, @Cal - L - close loss. Ketch and co. tell us about how the horns are turning it around.
Saturday, Oct. 1, @OSU - L - loss by about 10 points.
Saturday, Oct. 8, OU - L - Sooners only know three words: Ball and good and....rape.
Saturday, Oct. 15, ISU - L - Sips avenge the shut out with points (but not enough to win)
Saturday, Oct. 22, @KSU - W - Chobbit gets another week
Saturday, Oct. 29, Baylor - W - BDF refs get involved and Jim Grobe's ghost or something. No one cares.
Saturday, Nov. 5, @Tech - L - RECTUM TECH
Saturday, Nov. 12, WVU - W - WVU derps it up and Chobbit survives another week.
Saturday, Nov. 19, @KU - L - KU gets its first BDF win. Pressure to can Chobbit immediately mounts.
Friday, Nov. 25, TCU - L - The Rapesgiving colon inversion happens.

4-8

De-Chobbiting and massive racism cries in the media happen.

Sips hire Saban Herman Gruden Harbaugh Jesus Christ of Nazareth Uncle Rico.
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Since there is no sign of Switzerland, I'll try to fill in for him.

Sunday, Sep. 4, Notre Dame - W - domination, 40 point win
Saturday, Sep. 10, UTEP - W, Easy
Saturday, Sep. 17, @Cal - W- Malik of Nazareth cements his name as the greatest longhorn ever to play defense, Tommy Nobis was just a spare.
Saturday, Oct. 1, @OSU - W - Heavens collide, Swopes goes for 500 combined
Saturday, Oct. 8, OU - W - It happened last year, it will happen again. Stoops aint all that.
Saturday, Oct. 15, ISU - W - Will be bloody
Saturday, Oct. 22, @KSU - W - Snyder is too old now. Overdoses on his metamucil, sh*ts the bed.
Saturday, Oct. 29, Baylor - W - This time they will be down to their 5th QB.
Saturday, Nov. 5, @Tech - W - Closest game of the year. Immovable brain coach vs. Unstoppable GQ coach.
Saturday, Nov. 12, WVU - W - Holgerson gets drunk before kickoff, shacks up with one of Chollie's exmovado girls.
Saturday, Nov. 19, @KU - W - Patsy
Friday, Nov. 25, TCU - W - TCU is rocked by another coke bust on the football team the day before the game.


aginlakeway
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5-7 but rules are changed for bowl appearance. 5-8 final record.
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6-6

the BDF is still a terrible league. The horns can scrape together 5 conference wins. There is some nice talent on defense
RikkiTikkaTagem
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This is a 7-9 win team with an above average coach AND no significant injuries since they play in the Big 12. They have more talent on the team than anybody else on the schedule except for ND and OU. That having been said, they have an average coach and any injuries at QB, DLine, Oline or to Malik or Burt will put them in a bind. The only position they have any quality depth at is DB. Everywhere else, they are paper thin especially DT/OL. Wouldn't be surprised if they move to a 3-3-5 later in the season.

I think they win 7 (Big 12 refs will directly help them win 2 games against KSU, Tech, ISU and/or OSU).

They then get absolutely trampled in a bowl game.

With the amount of returning starters and an improving record, they'll have to give Charles another year sincevthey can't fire a coach is on the brink of turning it around.
Tom Doniphon
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Strong is developing the f*** out of them.

4-8 seems about right.
The Fife
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Hopefully just barely whatever it takes to keep Chuck for another year.
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Sunday, Sep. 4, Notre Dame - L - Lose Big
Saturday, Sep. 10, UTEP - W
Saturday, Sep. 17, @Cal - L - I think they lose, but Cal is not very good.
Saturday, Oct. 1, @OSU - L - I think they get drilled here.
Saturday, Oct. 8, OU - L - I think OU gets big revenge. Hang half a hundred on them.
Saturday, Oct. 15, ISU - W
Saturday, Oct. 22, @KSU - L - KSU owns them in the little apple.
Saturday, Oct. 29, Baylor - L - I think Baylor wins, but I think this is close. Baylor OL & DL are bad.
Saturday, Nov. 5, @Tech - L - Big loss here. TT runs it up.
Saturday, Nov. 12, WVU - W - This one is a coin flip, IMO.
Saturday, Nov. 19, @KU - W - Patsy
Friday, Nov. 25, TCU - L - TCU will drill them.

I've got 4-8, but I could be convinced that there are two games that could swing their way. I really think 6-6 is their ceiling.
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6-6 and lose their bowl game. If they draw Arkansas again, it will be hardcore erotic.


Fixed it.

And with all the rubber cocks on the t.u. campus, well....they won't have to care about the game.
Zombie Jon Snow
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Sunday, Sep. 4, Notre Dame - L - Lose Big
Saturday, Sep. 10, UTEP - W
Saturday, Sep. 17, @Cal - L - I think they lose, but Cal is not very good.
Saturday, Oct. 1, @OSU - L - I think they get drilled here.
Saturday, Oct. 8, OU - L - I think OU gets big revenge. Hang half a hundred on them.
Saturday, Oct. 15, ISU - W
Saturday, Oct. 22, @KSU - L - KSU owns them in the little apple.
Saturday, Oct. 29, Baylor - L - I think Baylor wins, but I think this is close. Baylor OL & DL are bad.
Saturday, Nov. 5, @Tech - L - Big loss here. TT runs it up.
Saturday, Nov. 12, WVU - W - This one is a coin flip, IMO.
Saturday, Nov. 19, @KU - W - Patsy
Friday, Nov. 25, TCU - L - TCU will drill them.

I've got 4-8, but I could be convinced that there are two games that could swing their way. I really think 6-6 is their ceiling.

Similar but I've got only 3 given wins, 5 given losses.....

3 wins - UTEP, ISU (at home new coach), KU
5 losses - ND, @OSU, OU, @Tech, TCU
4 tossups - @Cal, @KSU, BU, WVU

upside is 7-5 but that requires them to win all 4 tossups (2 on the road).

Seems unlikely. 5-7 feels about right again.

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Sunday, Sep. 4, Notre Dame - L - 44-10 (Sip TD late)
Saturday, Sep. 10, UTEP - W, 28-14
Saturday, Sep. 17, @Cal - L - 38-17
Saturday, Oct. 1, @OSU - L - 35-14
Saturday, Oct. 8, OU - L - 58-21
Saturday, Oct. 15, ISU - W - 31-24
Saturday, Oct. 22, @KSU - L - 21-0
Saturday, Oct. 29, Baylor - L - 31-7
Saturday, Nov. 5, @Tech - L - 48-28
Saturday, Nov. 12, WVU - L - 42-14
Saturday, Nov. 19, @KU - W - 35-6 (we're back!!!!)
Friday, Nov. 25, TCU - L - 48-6

3-9
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Sunday, Sep. 4, Notre Dame - L
Saturday, Sep. 10, UTEP - W
Saturday, Sep. 17, @Cal - L home field advantage for cal
Saturday, Oct. 1, @OSU - L home field advantage for osu, randolph and that offense breaks tu down
Saturday, Oct. 8, OU - L complete demolishing by OU, stoops is a spiteful mug
Saturday, Oct. 15, ISU - W no more rhoads. tu players remember last year and win at home
Saturday, Oct. 22, @KSU - W snyder is too damn old to be coaching anymore
Saturday, Oct. 29, Baylor - W after baylor loses their first game they lose the will to fight and start losing to people they shouldn't
Saturday, Nov. 5, @Tech - L KK and tech run the score up on tu
Saturday, Nov. 12, WVU - W kinda like the rice game last year, this game looks like a loss on paper but ends up being a win somehow
Saturday, Nov. 19, @KU - W
Friday, Nov. 25, TCU - L

6-6


plays arkansas in the texas bowl again and loses in slightly less erotic fashion
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Hopefully 6 wins and they keep Chollie.
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the UTEP game may not be a W; this is the Miners' best team in decade or two.

Cal should be a win but no way OSU loses to Texas.

Kansas and ISU should be wins. The rest? maybe a win now and then.

Unless the freshman qb is super this is going to be bad to horrible.

Stoops may take pity and call off the dogs late like he did for you guys the year of the 77 point game but it could be that bad.

On the other hand, if Baylor collapses out of frustration and Tech falls apart out of despair, Texas maybe gets into a bowl game.

I realize this prediction goes against everything my fellow Horn fans are spouting right now but I thought we would win four or five last year, seven at best and we were lucky to win five.

I hope we win the Cal game; I'm going with my brother who went to Cal and would love to waltz into Berkeley on a sweet California night and get a win,.
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Sunday, Sep. 4, Notre Dame - L
Saturday, Sep. 10, UTEP - W
Saturday, Sep. 17, @Cal - W
Saturday, Oct. 1, @OSU - L
Saturday, Oct. 8, OU - L
Saturday, Oct. 15, ISU - W
Saturday, Oct. 22, @KSU - L
Saturday, Oct. 29, Baylor - W
Saturday, Nov. 5, @Tech - L
Saturday, Nov. 12, WVU - L
Saturday, Nov. 19, @KU - W
Friday, Nov. 25, TCU - L
Bowl game- N/A

5-7

wbt5845
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Sunday, Sep. 4, Notre Dame - L
Saturday, Sep. 10, UTEP - L
Saturday, Sep. 17, @Cal - L
Saturday, Oct. 1, @OSU - L
Saturday, Oct. 8, OU - L
Saturday, Oct. 15, ISU - L
Saturday, Oct. 22, @KSU - L
Saturday, Oct. 29, Baylor - L
Saturday, Nov. 5, @Tech - L
Saturday, Nov. 12, WVU - L
Saturday, Nov. 19, @KU - L
Friday, Nov. 25, TCU - L

0-12

Modified after watching the donut tackling drill, I don't think this staff can coach these guys how to stand upright.
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Sep 4, Notre Dame - L
Sep 10, UTEP - W
Sep 17, @Cal - W
ct 1, @OSU - L
Oct 8, OU - L
Oct 15, ISU - W
Oct 22, @KSU - L
Oct 29, Baylor - W
Nov 5, @Tech - W
Nov 12, WVU - W/L
Nov 19, @KU - W
Nov 25, TCU - L
6-6 or 7-5
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Goodfield nohit is absolutely correct and should be commended for his intelligence and foresight. The only thing missing was the playoff prediction of beating ohio state by 72 in the semi final and clemson by 87 in the championship game.
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I'll say 6-6. After a win over UTEP they'll squirt orange gatorade on Charlie out of some of those dildos they have left over from this week's festivities.
petey88
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the UTEP game may not be a W; this is the Miners' best team in decade or two.

Cal should be a win but no way OSU loses to Texas.

Kansas and ISU should be wins. The rest? maybe a win now and then.

Unless the freshman qb is super this is going to be bad to horrible.

Stoops may take pity and call off the dogs late like he did for you guys the year of the 77 point game but it could be that bad.

On the other hand, if Baylor collapses out of frustration and Tech falls apart out of despair, Texas maybe gets into a bowl game.

I realize this prediction goes against everything my fellow Horn fans are spouting right now but I thought we would win four or five last year, seven at best and we were lucky to win five.

I hope we win the Cal game; I'm going with my brother who went to Cal and would love to waltz into Berkeley on a sweet California night and get a win,.
pathetic,

waltzing in Austin and Berkeley, grow a pair
aggiehawg
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6-6 and lose their bowl game. If they draw Arkansas again, it will be hardcore erotic.


Fixed it.

And with all the rubber cocks on the t.u. campus, well....they won't have to care about the game.
LOL. Not sure Chollie would still be the coach for that game.

But man oh man, can you imagine the locker room material for every sip opponent this year? I mean, they'll be renaming plays with variations of c-o-c-k in them. I suspect "blocker" and "crusher" will be the most popular. I almost feel sorry for Strong at this point.

This PR stunt was about the last thing he needed?
MROD92
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I predict Dildo Day will the proudest moment of their season
Fightin Ag491
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Great previews! This place is always number 1 for most information regarding The University of Texas Athletics!
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