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Stay hard Ol' Freak Nasty.

I am constantly amazed at the double standard in this state. Make a joke about house wives or bending over and all hell breaks loose. Walk around with big rubber dildos & you are applauded? Neither are particularly offensive to me, but seriously where are all of those people that were so freaked out about ChalkTalk - a closed to the public event?

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Stay hard Ol' Freak Nasty.

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The Cleve Bryant Memorial.

Thujone's head must be ready to explode

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Like Strong juggling quarterbacks....

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So which one gets lighted when they win?

Most sips can't even remember any more.

One of you photoshop geniuses wanna sub a dildo for that water bottle and hashtag it #letsride ?

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One of you photoshop geniuses wanna sub a dildo for that water bottle and hashtag it #letsride ?

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Better yet, shop the mic. Chollies articulation sounds like he's got a mouth full anyway.

This is truly the gift that will live on forever.

Liberal f---gots

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I am constantly amazed at the double standard in this state. Make a joke about house wives or bending over and all hell breaks loose. Walk around with big rubber dildos & you are applauded? Neither are particularly offensive to me, but seriously where are all of those people that were so freaked out about ChalkTalk - a closed to the public event?

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Yeah I don't think you do get it. It's pretty easy.

A. If liberals do it then it is applauded for free speech and not being silenced by big govt/corporations.

B. If any conservative organization does it they are racist/sexist/homophobic power hungry elitists and should not be allowed the same free speech rights because it is not speech they want to hear.

Pretty simple really.

Seriously though....someone explain the point to me?

Are they suggesting citizens defend themselves with dildos because thats the only thing i can ascertain from this "Cocks not Glocks" message.

If so I'm all for their rights to try to defend themselves with a rubber **** if they so choose the next time someone opens fire in a nightclub. Let me know how it works out for you.

This is one of those situations where it rhymes so it makes sense. Then you think for a second, and you realize it's the stupidest thing ever and makes no sense at all. Unfortunately liberals are incapable of the step that takes you from giggling about a stupid rhyme to realizing how stupid and embarrassing it is.

How am I just now seeing this? My God. There are no words. Liberalism is truly a mental disorder.

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Seriously though....someone explain the point to me?

Are they suggesting citizens defend themselves with dildos because thats the only thing i can ascertain from this "Cocks not Glocks" message.

If so I'm all for their rights to try to defend themselves with a rubber **** if they so choose the next time someone opens fire in a nightclub. Let me know how it works out for you.

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Aside from the c*ck shock value, the organizers say ask why are guns legal on campus but sex toys aren't.

It's a lock that they need qock, so our jock Dock should shed the sock, rock his glock and giv'em the shock...er.

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ummmmm......

a. because guns can be used to DEFEND yourself
b. because sex toys are pretty much a private matter (one would hope)
c. and because what would open carry of a dildo accomplish?

the two things are not related....but if you wanna walk around with a dildo swinging from your backpack be my guest.

OH and....so am I to believe if you legalized open carry of dildos (why the hell not) they then wouldn't be protesting? yeah i thought not. cuz again...these things are not related.

The best part of this weirdness? Thousands of teasips now have photos of themselves in their social media history, participating in this idiocy.

It makes it extremely easy for future employers to do a little Internet searching, and easily eliminate these goofballs from their potential employee pool.

Good job!