Fun with sips

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Soother
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10:22p, 9/3/15
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I was departing from Chicago Midway airport this afternoon, and a couple dozen burnt orange t-shirt fans were arriving for the ND game. I couldn't resist striking up a few conversations.

Me: "University of Texas, huh?"
Them: "You bet!" boldly said with puffed up pride and joy
Me: "Yea, Johnny Football was awesome."
Them: "Uh, no. He went to Texas A&M." The air visibly draining from their too-tight t-shirts
Me: "What? I thought he grew up a Texas fan!"
Them: "Yea, but Mack Brown did not recruit him."
Me: "But I thought you guys owned the state."
Them: "We do, but"

After this it was all out spin. Mack Brown this. Charlie Strong that. Malik this. Pretty funny, and they were in 100% make-up-a-story mode. The natural order will be restored soon. Blah, blah, blah.

Since I was in Chicago surely I wouldn't know any better. Right?

Me: "Texas A&M class of '83. Gig 'em."
Them: Speechless

Nuff said.
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10:25p, 9/3/15
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10:25p, 9/3/15
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Should have asked "Would Charlie Strong have recruited him".

Not sure they could escape from either answer.
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Dr. Abbott, DDS
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10:26p, 9/3/15
Coolest ****in' story ever, bro
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Charlie Conway
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10:26p, 9/3/15
congratulations on embarrassing Aggies everywhere
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The Notorious A.G.G.I.E.
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10:35p, 9/3/15
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Thanx
Bye
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10:42p, 9/3/15
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Shooting fish in a barrel.
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In reply to Soother • 10:46p, 9/3/15
AG
quote:
I was departing from Chicago Midway airport this afternoon, and a couple dozen burnt orange t-shirt fans were arriving for the ND game. I couldn't resist striking up a few conversations.

Me: "University of Texas, huh?"
Them: "You bet!" boldly said with puffed up pride and joy
Me: "Yea, Johnny Football was awesome."
Them: "Uh, no. He went to Texas A&M." The air visibly draining from their too-tight t-shirts
Me: "What? I thought he grew up a Texas fan!"
Them: "Yea, but Mack Brown did not recruit him."
Me: "But I thought you guys owned the state."
Them: "We do, but"

After this it was all out spin. Mack Brown this. Charlie Strong that. Malik this. Pretty funny, and they were in 100% make-up-a-story mode. The natural order will be restored soon. Blah, blah, blah.

Since I was in Chicago surely I wouldn't know any better. Right?

Me: "Texas A&M class of '83. Gig 'em."
Them: Speechless

Nuff said.

Post of the day. If you said half that stuff to the sips I owe you a beer...
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10:46p, 9/3/15
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Nice try. Muy is the OR expert on smack, he can possibly help.

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Harry Stone
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10:57p, 9/3/15
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I am ashamed of being an aggie after reading that.
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11:01p, 9/3/15
When that sip farted, did it smell like cum
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Dr. Abbott, DDS
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In reply to katz02 • 11:03p, 9/3/15
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When that sip farted, did it smell like cum
Well, it definitely sounded like it had been tampered with
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In reply to Dr. Abbott, DDS • 11:12p, 9/3/15
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When that sip farted, did it smell like cum
Well, it definitely sounded like it had been tampered with
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In reply to Harry Stone • 11:29p, 9/3/15
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In reply to katz02 • 12:20a, 9/4/15
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When that sip farted, did it smell like cum
My post gets removed and this stays?
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In reply to katz02 • 1:17a, 9/4/15
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When that sip farted, did it smell like cum
Damn. It!
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1:59a, 9/4/15


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Them: "Uh, no. He went to Texas A&M." The air visibly draining from their too-tight t-shirts
Them: Speechless
Damn, even your fellow aggies want to disown you.
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In reply to longhornhere55 • 8:16a, 9/4/15
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Them: "Uh, no. He went to Texas A&M." The air visibly draining from their too-tight t-shirts
Them: Speechless
Damn, even your fellow aggies want to disown you.
Clearly upset about this
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In reply to Soother • 8:18a, 9/4/15
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I was departing from Chicago Midway airport this afternoon, and a couple dozen burnt orange t-shirt fans were arriving for the ND game. I couldn't resist striking up a few conversations.

Me: "University of Texas, huh?"
Them: "You bet!" boldly said with puffed up pride and joy
Me: "Yea, Johnny Football was awesome."
Them: "Uh, no. He went to Texas A&M." The air visibly draining from their too-tight t-shirts
Me: "What? I thought he grew up a Texas fan!"
Them: "Yea, but Mack Brown did not recruit him."
Me: "But I thought you guys owned the state."
Them: "We do, but"

After this it was all out spin. Mack Brown this. Charlie Strong that. Malik this. Pretty funny, and they were in 100% make-up-a-story mode. The natural order will be restored soon. Blah, blah, blah.

Since I was in Chicago surely I wouldn't know any better. Right?

Me: "Texas A&M class of '83. Gig 'em."
Them: Speechless

Nuff said.
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1:54p, 9/4/15
Was this you!

http://m.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/Texas-man-with-Warning-I-Do-Dumb-Things-6109749.php
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In reply to longhornhere55 • 2:06p, 9/4/15
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Them: "Uh, no. He went to Texas A&M." The air visibly draining from their too-tight t-shirts
Them: Speechless
Damn, even your fellow aggies want to disown you.
Posted by a guy that latches on to a school he couldn't into's ****ty football program for self-validation, and defends said school and program every day on the internet on that school's historical rival's website....even though that school used his application as kennel filler paper and laughs at him behind his back.
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2:15p, 9/4/15
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Do you really think he even applied.
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3:31p, 9/4/15
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In reply to longhornhere55 • 4:13p, 9/4/15
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Them: "Uh, no. He went to Texas A&M." The air visibly draining from their too-tight t-shirts
Them: Speechless
Damn, even your fellow aggies want to disown you.
******
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In reply to longhornhere55 • 3:09p, 9/7/15
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Them: "Uh, no. He went to Texas A&M." The air visibly draining from their too-tight t-shirts
Them: Speechless
Damn, even your fellow aggies want to disown you.
Interesting...last post on Sept 4th but not a peep since, I hope he's ok and there wasn't a trailer park fire.
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