Dear Randy,
We've all had the misfortune of being exposed to you pathetic attempts over the years to discredit Texas A&M's traditions, as well as the men from Texas A&M who sacrificed their lives to ensure that dumb****s like you are able to sit on your candy ass behind a computer monitor and do just that, however pathetic it may be.
But as someone who's grown tired of watching your level of moronic, I'd like to challenge you to a "mock trial" so to speak on the issue you seem to waste most of your incredibly unvaluable time on: The Texas A&M 12th Man. You've claimed to be an attorney - which I don't believe (largely due to the fact that I've watched first year law students from Texas Southern deliver more sound reasoning to support their contentions than you manage to) - and you clearly have endless amounts of time on your hands. So here's the deal: 4 hours, an impartial jury selected on a TBD basis, and no formal rules of evidence other than general rules of authenticity. Each side will have up to 1 hour to present their case in chief, and 1 hour for rebuttal. Time allocation between them is up to each side. You can select up to 2 other "attorneys" from The Shag to assist, both of whom must have undergraduate degrees from Texas. and I'll select up to two from here, both of whom must have the same from Texas A&M. The ultimate question for decision is whether Texas A&M committed fraud in the filing of their trademark application with the USPTO in 1990. The fraud standard to be proved is laid out in In re Bose Corp., 580 F.3d 1240 (Fed. Cir. 2009).
Winner takes home $5,000.00.
Time to step up to the plate, buddy. I know you won't, but here's your official invitation. If you don't, everyone will know that you're a blowhard ***** who runs his mouth until it's time to actually answer the bell.
We've all had the misfortune of being exposed to you pathetic attempts over the years to discredit Texas A&M's traditions, as well as the men from Texas A&M who sacrificed their lives to ensure that dumb****s like you are able to sit on your candy ass behind a computer monitor and do just that, however pathetic it may be.
But as someone who's grown tired of watching your level of moronic, I'd like to challenge you to a "mock trial" so to speak on the issue you seem to waste most of your incredibly unvaluable time on: The Texas A&M 12th Man. You've claimed to be an attorney - which I don't believe (largely due to the fact that I've watched first year law students from Texas Southern deliver more sound reasoning to support their contentions than you manage to) - and you clearly have endless amounts of time on your hands. So here's the deal: 4 hours, an impartial jury selected on a TBD basis, and no formal rules of evidence other than general rules of authenticity. Each side will have up to 1 hour to present their case in chief, and 1 hour for rebuttal. Time allocation between them is up to each side. You can select up to 2 other "attorneys" from The Shag to assist, both of whom must have undergraduate degrees from Texas. and I'll select up to two from here, both of whom must have the same from Texas A&M. The ultimate question for decision is whether Texas A&M committed fraud in the filing of their trademark application with the USPTO in 1990. The fraud standard to be proved is laid out in In re Bose Corp., 580 F.3d 1240 (Fed. Cir. 2009).
Winner takes home $5,000.00.
Time to step up to the plate, buddy. I know you won't, but here's your official invitation. If you don't, everyone will know that you're a blowhard ***** who runs his mouth until it's time to actually answer the bell.
