THE BRO CLUB
These grape vape taking, black-jack table dwelling, fat ass rum swilling, goofy Vince Vaughn looking, haven't won a damn thing, no talent ass clowns own recruiting in this State. These are the guys who are keeping God sent Charlie from his rightful place atop the mountaintop of five core value heaven. Why can't the BCS winning coach break through against these guys. These Freaking guys who ooze booze, aren't father figures, hell two of them aren't even old enough to be fathers. What are these dumbass inner city kids and their mommas thinking sending their boys to this sure fire racist frat house that is undoubtedly just like the OU SAE chapter?
The funniest part of this whole ordeal is that when Charlie starts 3-4 this fall, the argument will not be that The Bro Club is outrecruiting Charlie....again....nay, it will be that The Bro Club fell into all this talent because the Texas players suck. Yep, you heard it here first. Last year, Mack was under the bus. This year, it will be the veteran players under the bus. Go ahead and start feeling bad for players like Dalton Santos and other defensive veterans who will be drawing the hard core ire of the ruthless sip fanbase. Going all in with Charlie is going to hurt these kids who were recruited before his time. IT will be hilarious when Ketch jumps into the fray attacking the kids who didn't live up to the hype he created.