You know this pic makes sips heads explode everywhere

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THE BRO CLUB

These grape vape taking, black-jack table dwelling, fat ass rum swilling, goofy Vince Vaughn looking, haven't won a damn thing, no talent ass clowns own recruiting in this State. These are the guys who are keeping God sent Charlie from his rightful place atop the mountaintop of five core value heaven. Why can't the BCS winning coach break through against these guys. These Freaking guys who ooze booze, aren't father figures, hell two of them aren't even old enough to be fathers. What are these dumbass inner city kids and their mommas thinking sending their boys to this sure fire racist frat house that is undoubtedly just like the OU SAE chapter?

The funniest part of this whole ordeal is that when Charlie starts 3-4 this fall, the argument will not be that The Bro Club is outrecruiting Charlie....again....nay, it will be that The Bro Club fell into all this talent because the Texas players suck. Yep, you heard it here first. Last year, Mack was under the bus. This year, it will be the veteran players under the bus. Go ahead and start feeling bad for players like Dalton Santos and other defensive veterans who will be drawing the hard core ire of the ruthless sip fanbase. Going all in with Charlie is going to hurt these kids who were recruited before his time. IT will be hilarious when Ketch jumps into the fray attacking the kids who didn't live up to the hype he created.
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The funniest part of this whole ordeal is that when Charlie starts 3-4 this fall, the argument will not be that The Bro Club is outrecruiting Charlie....again....nay, it will be that The Bro Club fell into all this talent because the Texas players suck.
I think 3-4 is their best case scenario. ND, TCU, and OU are definite losses. KSU is very likely a loss. OSU and Cal are tossups, and who'd be surprised if Rice beat Texas. I think 2-5 is the most likely scenario.
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FYI it was the SAE chapter at OU. Not the Sig Ep chapter. Otherwise you would get a blue star.
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OK. Got it.
Bonfire1996
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FYI it was the SAE chapter at OU. Not the Sig Ep chapter. Otherwise you would get a blue star.
Editing.
J.P. 03
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In all fairness, some of us started feeling bad for Dalton Santos long before Spring practice started.
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Ok. I'll bite. It's Sumlin and ??. Have no idea who the other two clowns are.
jja79
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WR coach Aaron Moorhead in the center. The clown is OC Jake Spavital.
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Spav's face is so damn punchable.
Paradise Ag
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Spav's face is so damn punchable.
Can I suggest counseling?
RVHorn
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My head almost exploded trying to figure out who two out of three of those guys are.

I doubt many Longhorns care who they are, but enjoy your little wet dream while you can.
AgEng06
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Spav's face is so damn punchable.
Can I suggest counseling?
I had to watch his smug grin on the sidelines while he "coordinated" our offense last season. I think the disdain is warranted...
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Those dudes have never coached a game where the offensive yards totaled 59...

Against the worst team in the SECw.
Paradise Ag
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Spav's face is so damn punchable.
Can I suggest counseling?
I had to watch his smug grin on the sidelines while he "coordinated" our offense last season. I think the disdain is warranted...
You're right. The problem with our football team the last couple of years has been our offense.
Paul Biegler, Esq.
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My head almost exploded trying to figure out who two out of three of those guys are.

I doubt many Longhorns care who they are, but enjoy your little wet dream while you can.


While we can? What do you think's going to happen-Strong proving he's better?
AgEng06
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Spav's face is so damn punchable.
Can I suggest counseling?
I had to watch his smug grin on the sidelines while he "coordinated" our offense last season. I think the disdain is warranted...
You're right. The problem with our football team the last couple of years has been our offense.

Not sure why you've chosen to nitpick here. Point is, I think he has a punchable face. That's it.
The Notorious A.G.G.I.E.
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grape vape taking


I lol'd right there
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Spav's face is so damn punchable.
Can I suggest counseling?
I had to watch his smug grin on the sidelines while he "coordinated" our offense last season. I think the disdain is warranted...
You're right. The problem with our football team the last couple of years has been our offense.

Not sure why you've chosen to nitpick here. Point is, I think he has a punchable face. That's it.

I agree. While we're at it, can we kick him in the nuts as well?
Teslag
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I doubt many Longhorns care who they are, but enjoy your little wet dream while you can.


Yet here you are....
AggieBand2004
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I doubt many Longhorns care who they are, but enjoy your little wet dream while you can.
The top offensive talent from around the state and nation know who they are. I don't really care what the trailer trash t-shirts are aware of.
Rocco S
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I doubt many Longhorns care who they are, but enjoy your little wet dream while you can.


Yet here you are....
Rocco S
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I doubt many Longhorns care who they are, but enjoy your little wet dream while you can.
The top offensive talent from around the state and nation know who they are. I don't really care what the trailer trash t-shirts are aware of.
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I just want Coach Moorehead to say, "you motorboating son of bi*ch" just once. Is that too much to ask?
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My head almost exploded trying to figure out who two out of three of those guys are.

I doubt many Longhorns care who they are, but enjoy your little wet dream while you can.


Admit it. TexAgs pays you to entertain us. C'mon.
C'mon. Jig's up.
RVHorn
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I doubt many Longhorns care who they are, but enjoy your little wet dream while you can.


Yet here you are....
Yes, turtledove.
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I doubt many Longhorns care who they are, but enjoy your little wet dream while you can.



I'm sure there were ZERO posts on the shag about one of them partying it up with cigars, JUST LIKE RUMLIN...was there.
LOYAL AG
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IT will be hilarious when Ketch jumps into the fray attacking the kids who didn't live up to the hype he created.
C'mon, man! You KNOW Ketch ain't jumping into ****. he might ROLL into the fray. Might even stumble into it. But he sure as hell and JUMPING into anything. Ketch can't jump in his own shoes.
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He grows up and he grows up and he grows up!
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What is the source of "rumlin"? If I remember correctly wasn't it some horn fan claiming to see Sumlin drunk in California? Is there more to it?

I'm sure the story is credible.
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What is the source of "rumlin"? If I remember correctly wasn't it some horn fan claiming to see Sumlin drunk in California? Is there more to it?

I'm sure the story is credible.
It was supposedly in Houston. And he was drinking vodka tonics, but "vodka" doesn't rhyme with "Sumlin" so the sips decided it was rum--hence "Rumlin."
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What is the source of "rumlin"? If I remember correctly wasn't it some horn fan claiming to see Sumlin drunk in California? Is there more to it?

I'm sure the story is credible.


ND fan who posted on the shag iirc, so yeah, a sip desperate for attention and approval.
aggieduke
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So...some ND fan saw Sumlin drinking vodka or maybe rum in maybe Cali or maybe Houston. Then posted this on the Shag.

Sounds credible.

Rumlin it is!
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Yeah I don't get it but I like it. Makes me laugh. I would never seek out a teasip forum but you constantly seek out Aggies to hang out with.
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