Swoopes, there it is!

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El Nino in Londontown
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He's going to be their ****ing starter again.

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@mikefinger: After one spring practice I have no idea who the best QB is but there is absolutely no doubt Swoopes throws a better ball. Not close.
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Is Heard even on the team this spring?
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Was there ever any doubt?? The coaching staff has been placing very derogatory stories about Heard since last season.
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If Swoopes could throw they would have trotted Heard's happy ass out there last year. They didn't because he can't.

I find it mind boggling that a major D1/P5 team can't find anyone playing HS QB who knows how to throw a football. Then I remember that they have an Orca for a recruiting coordinator/talent evaluator and it all makes sense.
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Damn that brisket has been in the stall forever, but he still has until September.
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Swoopes? Huh. I thought Heard could bench and squat a crap ton now.
HTownAg98
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The qb where my wife teaches throws a better ball than the brisket, and he's 30 minutes from the sip campus.
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Jock 07
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Thought the only reason he finished out the season last year was so they could save heard's shirt
Weird
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Thought the only reason he finished out the season last year was so they could save heard's shirt
That was the story.
El Nino in Londontown
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Apparently Malik was running second team DE today.
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Rut Roh:

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Ryan Autullo @AutulloAAS 8m 8 minutes ago

Texas RB Jonathan Gray likens the Longhorns' new offense to the one run previously under Major Applewhite.



That's Harsin's offense. Which Applewhite had to dumb down for Ash and Case.

Only an idiot like Watson would believe he knows squat about a Boise State offense.
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That's Harsin's offense. Which Applewhite had to dumb down for Ash and Case.

Only an idiot like Watson would believe he knows squat about a Boise State offense.

Watson: So coach, what offense are we running?

Coach Skrong: There's a file cabinet over there with a bunch of diagrams with plays in it.

Watson: The diagrams with the ass print of a large athletic trainer and the Major's DNA bottom center?

Coach Skrong: That's them.
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That's Harsin's offense. Which Applewhite had to dumb down for Ash and Case.

Only an idiot like Watson would believe he knows squat about a Boise State offense.

Watson: So coach, what offense are we running?

Coach Skrong: There's a file cabinet over there with a bunch of diagrams with plays in it.

Watson: The diagrams with the ass print of a large athletic trainer and the Major's DNA bottom center?

Coach Skrong: That's them.
LOL.
El Nino in Londontown
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Watched Heard throw on LHN. God, he's bad.
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Apparently Malik was running second team DE today.


Where are those Horn posters saying the DL was going to be a strength for the team this year? Teams are going to run right at MJ if he is truly being groomed to be a DE.

Are the Horns finding LBs to move MJ to DE? The Horns lost four LB players due to loss of eligibility.
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Why was Major's DNA at the bottom of a large athletic trainer's diaphragm?
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I am surprised that Heard has not been "asked" that maybe another program will be to his liking because Strong "never" kicks anyone off the team.
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Swoopes
SoTxAg
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so sips will be 4-8, or rise to the glory of a 5-7 season?
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That's interesting news on Heard. He should seriously think about transferring. As for Swoopes, it wouldn't surprise me much if Swoopes develops himself into a serviceable d-1 qb by his senior year. The young man is 6'4, 240, has a strong arm, works hard and is by all reports a good character person. It is shameful the amount of derision and denigration the horn fans heap on him.
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That's interesting news on Heard. He should seriously think about transferring. As for Swoopes, it wouldn't surprise me much if Swoopes develops himself into a serviceable d-1 qb by his senior year. The young man is 6'4, 240, has a strong arm, works hard and is by all reports a good character person. It is shameful the amount of derision and denigration the horn fans heap on him.


And that may be the reason he doesn't develop, being told you suck doesn't help build the QB's confidence.

Can't imagine guaranteeing a player in highschool the starting spot helps either
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And that may be the reason he doesn't develop, being told you suck doesn't help build the QB's confidence.

Can't imagine guaranteeing a player in high school the starting spot helps either
Running a conservative, antiquated, simplistic offense from the 1980's didn't help, either.
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Apparently Malik was running second team DE today.
That just means he will be eaten alive by the other team's OL at the first level rather than the second level. Great choice of schools there.
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I think I saw the same film as El Nino and I agree with that observation. I saw at lease one pick six and he completely missed on several throws. Not even in the same area code.

Watch out for a db named Bonney. Rod Babers has him tagged as a future star for tu.
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HTownAg98
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44 of their 59 yards in that game came on their one scoring drive.
El Nino in Londontown
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Saw that too. It was funny because the video showed Swoopes and Heard throwing for a good 10 minutes, but they talked about everything but that.
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If Swoopes could throw they would have trotted Heard's happy ass out there last year. They didn't because he can't.

I find it mind boggling that a major D1/P5 team can't find anyone playing HS QB who knows how to throw a football. Then I remember that they have an Orca for a recruiting coordinator/talent evaluator and it all makes sense.


Orcas are the wolves of the sea and hunt great whites. Unfortunately, there really is no fat or big animal equivalent because even really fat animals like walruses have huge peens and whales are actually very intelligent. Nothing in nature is both fat AND stupid except for maybe cows.
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Wow...Johnathan Gray provided an escort to the OU DB while he was running that back. At no point in that play did JG even once try to come within 5 yards of the interceptor.

Sheryl Swoopes also did some neat avoidance shuffling.

Very nice.
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Ketch really is his own species. I hereby deem him the genus and species positum adipem spurius Kechium.
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If Swoopes could throw they would have trotted Heard's happy ass out there last year. They didn't because he can't.

I find it mind boggling that a major D1/P5 team can't find anyone playing HS QB who knows how to throw a football. Then I remember that they have an Orca for a recruiting coordinator/talent evaluator and it all makes sense.


Orcas are the wolves of the sea and hunt great whites. Unfortunately, there really is no fat or big animal equivalent because even really fat animals like walruses have huge peens and whales are actually very intelligent. Nothing in nature is both fat AND stupid except for maybe cows.


Maybe a slug?
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If Swoopes could throw they would have trotted Heard's happy ass out there last year. They didn't because he can't.

I find it mind boggling that a major D1/P5 team can't find anyone playing HS QB who knows how to throw a football. Then I remember that they have an Orca for a recruiting coordinator/talent evaluator and it all makes sense.


Orcas are the wolves of the sea and hunt great whites. Unfortunately, there really is no fat or big animal equivalent because even really fat animals like walruses have huge peens and whales are actually very intelligent. Nothing in nature is both fat AND stupid except for maybe cows.

Narwhals.
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If Swoopes could throw they would have trotted Heard's happy ass out there last year. They didn't because he can't.

I find it mind boggling that a major D1/P5 team can't find anyone playing HS QB who knows how to throw a football. Then I remember that they have an Orca for a recruiting coordinator/talent evaluator and it all makes sense.


Orcas are the wolves of the sea and hunt great whites. Unfortunately, there really is no fat or big animal equivalent because even really fat animals like walruses have huge peens and whales are actually very intelligent. Nothing in nature is both fat AND stupid except for maybe cows.

Narwhals.
Barrel Aged Narwhal
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Swoopes can throw a spiral. I've seen him thread a few slant passes in there.

I don't know if he has any touch, or a deep ball, or if he can read defenses, or if he can look off a defender...
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