Longhorn Victory Imminent

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switzerland
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While y'all are off in some foreign land playing we will be home in the Great State of Texas taking care of business like we always do against Baylor.
A more pessimistic Switzerland might notice that the Horn offense has been slightly less than stellar so far this year but I attribute that to the fact that offensive genius Shawn Watson has not opened the playbook yet so as to confuse Baylor. We won't just open the book this week but also plan on turning a few pages. Fortunately we are at home and not playing at the Brazos River Bidet. One other advantage is Patterson will announce later today that alcohol sales will be allowed during the game. This should keep the Baylor fans home and allow the stadium to be filled with screaming, orange wearing Longhorn fans.
Prediction...Longhorns 666 Baylor 4.
Swoopes will cement himself as the Heisman frontrunner,
Advantage Texas.
Tom Kazansky 2012
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BQ_90
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can't find many holes in any of that.
Heelside Tantrum
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aTm2004
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Briles will shove Charlie Circumcision's head up his own ass.
rhinohorn
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Good solid analysis, thanks!
Matsui
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up-n-aTm
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Sounds legit. I mean- what could go wrong?


And that gif....LOLOLoloLoollollol!
happy days
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Charlie met with the commissioner of the nfl. Even bigger advantage to tu.
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hat offensive genius Shawn Watson has not opened the playbook yet so as to confuse Baylor. We won't just open the book this week but also plan on turning a few pages.

Breathlessly awaiting the perfect execution of a smoke draw for negative yards.

Watson does have Fran's playbook.
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Good luck to tu. Somebody needs to bring Baylor back down to size.
SECond2noneAgs
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Can Texas & Baylor both lose somehow?
goodAg80
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can't find many holes in any of that.

Let's just say Hope Solo disagrees.
Bitter Old Man
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the stadium to be filled with screaming, orange wearing Longhorn fans.

Will they be on fire?? I'm not sure why else Longhorn fans would scream.
StephenvilleAg77
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Well played as usual, Switz. As you know, several years ago Aggie forums regularly contained threads theorizing that Franchione was intentionally holding back 3/4ths of his playbook, allegedly saving it for "really big games". Alas.

Baylor, of course, is not a "really big game". Not for you, not for Buffalo, not for Incarnate Word, nor for anyone else. It's baylor, after all.

The formula to beat baylol is simple. Play some hard-hitting defense, knock them around, and out-physical them. That's how we always beat the crud out of them. Poor robert griffin-jr-jr still has ptsd from the beatings we gave him.
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Surely this is a troll right? Wow that's awful, even by sip troll standards.
GAC06
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Fran was holding back 3/4 of his playbook, all through 2003 and 2004. Only in 2005 did he unleash the devastating option attack, utilizing the legendary smoke draw and short side non speed option.
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Good luck to tu. Somebody needs to bring Baylor back down to size.


I hope Briles tears them a new one.
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Swiss,

I'll pray for your anus.
EVA3
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the stadium to be filled with screaming, orange wearing Longhorn fans.

Will they be on fire?? I'm not sure why else Longhorn fans would scream.
I would pay money to see this.
Tom Doniphon
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Surely this is a troll right?


Really? What part is not believable?
Aggie Joe 93
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Baylor scoring on two safeties is unlikely. Otherwise, wow, nailed it! No doubt!!!
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No way they score 2 safeties. They will kick a field goal and extra point.
TXPremiumBoy
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Excellent pre game analysis by Switz as usual. Give your best to Bevo.
Aggie Joe 93
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Averaging scoring a touchdown every 37 seconds. And going for a two point conversion once. That's stout.
FILO505
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First step to the playoffs. Go get em, swiss.
Frankie T
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Surely this is a troll right? Wow that's awful, even by sip troll standards.
Have you read Swiss' posts before? He doesn't troll. And he doesn't pull out.
Dr. Abbott, DDS
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Surely this is a troll right? Wow that's awful, even by sip troll standards.


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Born Maroon
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No way they score 2 safeties. They will kick a field goal and extra point.
Safety and 2 blocked PAT's returned or GTFO
LonghornDub
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Damn! I will not be attending this game. I will be at my 55th high school reunion. I hope Waco doesn't have television yet.
God made the country, and man made the town. William Cowper

BQ_90
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#comingonstrong
annie88
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BBRex
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We won't just open the book this week but also plan on turning a few pages.


Time to sharpen some crayons.
agsteve77
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I'm rooting for the sips.
But.......
Remember that movie about racism, Edward Norton iirc, put that guy's open mouth on the curb and then stomped him in the back of the head?
That's what cubbies are gonna do to sips.
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