So my first born son is in the hospital right now to get a broken arm fixed up.

He secretly spoke to the doc about getting a burnt orange cast - you know, to punk the old man (me).

The doctor them informed my son that The University of Texas refused to license their official color to 3M, the supplier of the cast materials.

Limitless idiocy from Austin.

T&P. You need to hope for the twelve plagues.

Sips hate people with broken bones

What a nice son.

Shouldn't you be time traveling?

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Time for you to ask yourself, what would Adrian do.

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WWAD?

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Time for you to ask yourself, what would Adrian do.

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You should fart on him.

My son's favorite color is orange (he's 5). He's liked orange ever since he could speak but he knows sips wear orange. Every time he wears an orange shirt he gives me an apology, "Dad, it's just cuz I like orange, I'm still an Aggie".

I broke my wrist almost 10 years ago and had a maroon cast put on

Thought I broke my dick the other night

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My son's favorite color is orange (he's 5). He's liked orange ever since he could speak but he knows sips wear orange. Every time he wears an orange shirt he gives me an apology, "Dad, it's just cuz I like orange, I'm still an Aggie".

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That's actually awesome. (As long as you're not actually giving a 5 year old crap about wearing a color.)

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Thought I broke my dick the other night

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My son's favorite color is orange (he's 5). He's liked orange ever since he could speak but he knows sips wear orange. Every time he wears an orange shirt he gives me an apology, "Dad, it's just cuz I like orange, I'm still an Aggie".

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That's actually awesome. (As long as you're not actually giving a 5 year old crap about wearing a color.)



No, I don't. He just wants me to know his loyalty hasn't changed and if we're still cool.

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So my first born son is in the hospital right now to get a broken arm fixed up.

He secretly spoke to the doc about getting a burnt orange cast - you know, to punk the old man (me).

The doctor them informed my son that The University of Texas refused to license their official color to 3M, the supplier of the cast materials.

Limitless idiocy from Austin.

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If the little ****head is so anxious to be a sip, you should hand him a rake when you get home and tell him welcome to The Pit.

Sometimes the influence of your own children is out of your hands...no matter how well you raise them. You will have rebellious (good) kids and rebellious (bad) kids in a home. Typically, rebellious kids in a good home comes from a ton of joking and understanding of limits within home activities, nuances between siblings and parents or whatever is tolerated (healthy environment)...conversely, on the other hand, if you have an environment that is counter-productive, abusive or verbally negative, you will have results similar but with negative consequences on both ends. I wouldn't worry in your case here dude, your child will come around and realize that Aggies are the choice...he just doesn't realize that the T-Shirt following is coming to a close and the realization of the real representer of Texas is in Maroon will surface soon! Embrace him when this happens, until then...whoop his arse! (just kidding)

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whoop his arse!

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Excellent advice. Tell him that he is gonna be red-ass one way or another.

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Sometimes the influence of your own children is out of your hands...no matter how well you raise them. You will have rebellious (good) kids and rebellious (bad) kids in a home. Typically, rebellious kids in a good home comes from a ton of joking and understanding of limits within home activities, nuances between siblings and parents or whatever is tolerated (healthy environment)...conversely, on the other hand, if you have an environment that is counter-productive, abusive or verbally negative, you will have results similar but with negative consequences on both ends. I wouldn't worry in your case here dude, your child will come around and realize that Aggies are the choice...he just doesn't realize that the T-Shirt following is coming to a close and the realization of the real representer of Texas is in Maroon will surface soon! Embrace him when this happens, until then...whoop his arse! (just kidding)

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Rabble on, Dr. Spock, but I gave the most reasonable advice for fixing this issue quickly.

Sounds like you spilled some defective seed.

Go cut a switch

It's shocking how stupid so many of you are. You can't even read.

Holy ****, do some of you start to read an OP, get 5 words into it and doze off, only to wake up 5 minutes later and post a rant response?

Ian clearly states his son was trying to play a joke on him.

What kid breaks their arm?

No, we can read. We just chose to ignore the fact that the sips hate sick kids and decided to inform you that you failed as a parent and your kid is already researching nursing homes.

have you looked under his bed and found any:

- feather boas
- right handed blinged out gloves
- pictures of other dudes
- longhorn gear

If you've found these items, it may not be too late.

(note: that wasn't for Ian specifically, but rather anyone whose son wants to be a sip)

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What kid breaks their arm?

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Now that I think about it, maybe Ian broke his kids arm because he likes orange.

No. You can't read. You're an idiot. I want to fight you.
RIGHT NOW.

I highly suggest you check with the doctor to see if he has Fightin' Texas Aggie maroon available!!!

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So my first born son is in the hospital right now to get a broken arm fixed up.

He secretly spoke to the doc about getting a burnt orange cast - you know, to punk the old man (me).

The doctor them informed my son that The University of Texas refused to license their official color to 3M, the supplier of the cast materials.

Limitless idiocy from Austin.

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That doesn't make sense to me (not licensing the color to 3M). 3M could have just mixed the orange and called it something else. As long as they don't claim it is "burnt orange" it is just a color.

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No. You can't read. You're an idiot. I want to fight you.
RIGHT NOW.

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Anger management, google it Ian.