Mack Brown and his wife have a sham marriage?

BohunkAg
9:07a, 6/8/12
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Posted (WITH PERMISSION) from another board. Poster who posted it heard it first hand.

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Mack doesn't even sleep in the same bed as his wife anymore. Hasn't in sometime

I know for a fact that Mack went on a date with a lady he met on a flight whose daughter works with a buddy. The mom is oblivous to sports stuff... an old $$$ hippy. Apparently, she texted her daughter one night and said "I'm out with a guy named Mack Brown at an undisclosed place. He seems pretty famous though as a couple asked for his autograph. Do you know him?"

Anyway, the daughter had to fill her hippy mom in on the fact that he's the head coach at Texas and he's married.

Apparently Sally doesn't give two flying ****s what he does.
Drink Juice, Shelby
9:08a, 6/8/12
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that's the kind of guy i want trapdooring my kid.
UTex09
9:10a, 6/8/12
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Bo, I heard from someone you had a really small d*ck. The guy heard it first hand and gave me permission to repost here.
goodAg80
9:12a, 6/8/12
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Mrs. Bo, "It may be small, but it's effective."
BohunkAg
9:12a, 6/8/12
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you heard wrong, sunshine.
Mitch_Cumstein
9:17a, 6/8/12
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My uncle said that your wife told him the same thing, Bo. He said they used to sneak off in empty patient rooms, and she would say that's the reason she needed this. Once, when he was drunk, he even said he was a little worried that a couple of those kids are his.

Weird.
Frankie T
9:18a, 6/8/12
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Why are you calling goodag sunshine?
RockInspector
9:18a, 6/8/12
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Well, this certainly has a "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night" feel to it.
annie88
9:20a, 6/8/12
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meh, their choice. if it's okay with both of them who are we to judge. wouldn't be my thing, but oh well...
BohunkAg
9:22a, 6/8/12
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meh, their choice. if it's okay with both of them who are we to judge. wouldn't be my thing, but oh well...


Well, except he's using Sally to show to recruits' moms what a great family Texas is, and how they would be part of the family if they came to Texas.
annie88
9:23a, 6/8/12
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oh, well yea, that's crappy... unless his recruits swing the same way...






[This message has been edited by annie88 (edited 6/8/2012 9:24a).]
bible full of cash
9:23a, 6/8/12
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Good for him. I always thought ol' mack had a sandusky vibe about him. Glad that is not the case (apparently).
RockInspector
9:24a, 6/8/12
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Bible....are you Briles?
Muy
10:00a, 6/8/12
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old $$$ hippie women from Austin probably love Mack, they can get the dust blown off down low and in the morning scrape off a layer from his teeth to spread on their bagel, much higher protein and less fat than real butter.
dirtyred
10:02a, 6/8/12
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I know for a fact that Mack went on a date with a lady he met on a flight whose daughter works with a buddy.
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The stupid sh !t people say just never ceases to amaze me.
nu awlins ag
10:26a, 6/8/12
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mack is pumpjacking a cougar?
West Point Aggie
10:32a, 6/8/12
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...now if he gets on a bike with said female and slips...oh, watch out!
Cardboardboxer
11:46a, 6/8/12
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I wanna hold em' like they with Texas gays.
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
Lovegame and intuition play the cards with Ship to start
And after you been hooked I'll play the one that's on your heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get you hot, show you what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get you hot, show you what I've got

Can't brush my,
Can't brush my
No I can't brush my butter teeth
(He's got me like nobody)
Can't brush my
Can't brush my
No I can't brush my butter teeth
(He's got me like nobody)

B-b-b-butter teeth, my butter teeth
(Mum mum mum mah)

B-b-b-butter teeth, my butter teeth
(Mum mum mum mah)


A History Of Violence
12:03p, 6/8/12
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I guess that old hippy chick doesn't mind seeing those hideous yellow teeth munching on roast beef.
Bigsteve713
12:09p, 6/8/12
RandyMarsh
12:24p, 6/8/12
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quote:
old $$$ hippie women from Austin probably love Mack, they can get the dust blown off down low and in the morning scrape off a layer from his teeth to spread on their bagel, much higher protein and less fat than real butter


Bravo Muy
5 4
12:30p, 6/8/12
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Cardboardboxer
FightinAggie07
12:44p, 6/8/12
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Is your friend Lee Atwater?
The Duece
12:53p, 6/8/12
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Gotta love the diminutive Aggie negative recruiting braintrust. you guys are almost as big a joke as that AWESOME .375 all time winning percentage you guys put up in the Big 12.

I guess it I had sand kicked in my face year after year after year I might result to rumor mongering, like little girls do in junior high.

But party on boys... SEC...SEC... SEC... for the team that couldn't beat it's Big 12 breathern even 4 our of every 10 matches played.
West Point Aggie
12:56p, 6/8/12
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old $$$ hippie women from Austin probably love Mack, they can get the dust blown off down low and in the morning scrape off a layer from his teeth to spread on their bagel, much higher protein and less fat than real butter


disturbing image!
Mitch_Cumstein
1:07p, 6/8/12
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Gotta love the diminutive Aggie negative recruiting braintrust. you guys are almost as big a joke as that AWESOME .375 all time winning percentage you guys put up in the Big 12.

I guess it I had sand kicked in my face year after year after year I might result to rumor mongering, like little girls do in junior high.

But party on boys... SEC...SEC... SEC... for the team that couldn't beat it's Big 12 breathern even 4 our of every 10 matches played.



There literally isn't anyone with an internet connection who's brain is is disfunctional, nor who makes less sense than you.

You're trying to tell one of the best athletic departments in the country, year after year, that we're used to getting sand kicked in our face. There aren't words to truly capture the level of idiot you are.
Mitch_Cumstein
1:08p, 6/8/12
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that AWESOME .375 all time winning percentage you guys put up in the Big 12.

I guess it I had sand kicked in my face year after year after year I might result to rumor mongering, like little girls do in junior high.


What the **** are you talking about?

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But party on boys... SEC...SEC... SEC... for the team that couldn't beat it's Big 12 breathern even 4 our of every 10 matches played.


goodAg80
1:13p, 6/8/12
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BarnacleScraper
1:22p, 6/8/12
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.375 winning percentage?

Where do get that statistic from?
Mr. Fancy Pants
1:26p, 6/8/12
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Yep, gonna need to see a link on that .375 number. Go ahead and cite your source on that, stupid.
Steve Keathley 89
1:31p, 6/8/12
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Muy
OverR
1:40p, 6/8/12
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Dumb **** dunce strikes again.
TXAGBQ76
1:52p, 6/8/12
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wow; utex cocnerned about the size of peoples peni'; who knew, a sip inerested only inmale anatomy! you go boy!
Mr. Fancy Pants
2:19p, 6/8/12
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So, no link on .375? Hello, Dueceueceue, what's the deal? Pulling stuff out of your cavernous ass or what?
AGSPORTSFAN07
2:29p, 6/8/12
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I bet that woman could smoke 10 packs a day....and then there's the cigarettes...
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