Astros 2015 improbable, inconceivable march to the World Series UPDATED OP WARNING

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Be cool if someone with some shop skills could put a senorita in there.
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Twitter is gold right now







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Yell for the win. There's just something about your first.
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Oh boy.

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First place!
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@astros: #Astros manager announced IF Jed Lowrie will be activated tomorrow and start at 3b.
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@astros: #Astros manager announced IF Jed Lowrie will be activated tomorrow and start at 3B.
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Does anyone know our record against the Angels so far this season? Just curious.
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7-5 after tonight
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Between TOFA, first place, and Lowrie finally back:

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You've gone completely off the reservation now. Dude on the right looks like a twelve year old fatty in that vid.
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The Astros designated righty Roberto Hernandez for assignment to open a roster spot for Jed Lowrie, tweets Brian McTaggart of MLB.com. Lowrie will start tomorrow for the Astros at third base, after recovering from May thumb surgery.
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The toov #2 on top 10 tonight
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Feel bad for Roberto. He earned his starting spot and got bumped for the young talent. Then he busted his azz and gave some nice innings out of the pen without batting an eye.

Big tip of the cap to the guy.
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Feel bad for Roberto. He earned his starting spot and got bumped for the young talent. Then he busted his azz and gave some nice innings out of the pen without batting an eye.

Big tip of the cap to the guy.


Here here Fausto
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http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/022814/thenug-nfCqLv7ctc.gif


Is it weird that to me her stomach is the sexiest thing in this gif?
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I am now 2-0 this season in the juice box. Highlight of my night was getting to yell "TUCKER ****ER" while watching Preston launch one.

Edit: and the $1 hot dogs were damn good tonight
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No sensitive ears were harmed. I made sure to yell it during the roar of the crowd, so no one heard me.
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5-0 on the year boys.

Good crowd tonight. 10th inning show was terrible with one idiot after another calling in.

I wish Matt could screen some of these idiots
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Too bad Houston is a "dirty" city, else we could have had Hamels apparently.
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Is that what he said?

FWIW...It is pretty dirty.
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No that's what one of the callers on the 10th inning show said.
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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad we didn't bet the farm on Hamels.

I'm ok losing a project Aggie and a project catcher.

Losing big league talent and top tier arms for a rental is not something we planned to do or need to be doing. We have the pieces in place to win without a guy like Hamels. Trade a couple more fringe top 20 organization prospects for someone like Ross or Leake and call it a day.
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Too bad Houston is a "dirty" city, else we could have had Hamels apparently.

2 drunken rambling Mexicans who you could barely understand, that idiot you referenced talking about dinner parties in New York where he met people from Dallas

.....and then to cap the night off home boy from sling blade calls in and wants to discuss how he likes the wave.

Matt Thomas hung up on like 5 consecutive callers
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even Ed Wade thinks the Rangers got fleeced on that deal
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Rangers fans on their thread are ecstatic.....
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Only thing missing is the WS guarantee for this season.
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Correa, 20, the youngest position player in baseball, is the heart of the finest young core of talent in the American League. This is a team so young that instead of getting popsicles and Kool-Aid for victories, they're rewarded with their own fog machine, strobe lights and techno music.
"I think they look more forward to that," Neshek said, "than anything else."
Well, Neshek can share some of the credit or blame. When Springer bought a fog machine and a strobe light and started Club Astros after their 14-7 start, Neshek and 36-year-old veteran Chad Qualls decided it wasn't good enough. Neshek went onto his computer, surfed Amazon, and spent $1,000 on new gadgets, putting Jay-Z's 40-40 club to shame with their postgame celebrations.
"Me and Neshek decided that if they want to show that they belong in the big leagues," Qualls said, "you've got to do it the big-league way."
Said Neshek: "I don't now how big league it is, but it's fun. When the season is done, I'm going to use it for Halloween."
How long until Jay-Z is sporting an Astros Qualls jersey in a music video?
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Well, while Neshek will be using the strobe lights for the trick-or-treaters, Luhnow could be headed to the local Department of Motor Vehicles office.
You see, it's time for Luhnow to change his license plate.
When the Astros lost 111 games in 2013, Luhnow got a personalized license plate that read "GM 111."
"I wanted a daily reminder of those losses before I came to work," Luhnow said, "and when I got home."
So for now, the license plate still remains on his Audi S5.
"We have not won anything yet," Luhnow said. "When we do, then I will."
And when the Astros reach the postseason for the first time since winning the pennant in 2005, don't be surprised if you see a certain 49-year-old dancing under the strobe lights deep into the night.
"I don't know if I'll be breakdancing," Luhnow said, "but I'll probably do something."
This party may just be getting started.
Luhnow is the man
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Kazmir on the mound, Lowrie at 3rd, Singleton busting out of his two year slump..

Tomorrow is can't miss TV guys. Whos going to the game? I'm thinking about it.. I haven't been yet this year.
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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad we didn't bet the farm on Hamels.

I'm ok losing a project Aggie and a project catcher.

Losing big league talent and top tier arms for a rental is not something we planned to do or need to be doing. We have the pieces in place to win without a guy like Hamels. Trade a couple more fringe top 20 organization prospects for someone like Ross or Leake and call it a day.

Hamels is a 3+ year "rental"...
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Don't care about Hamels tonight - the good guys are back in first!

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Considering it as well
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Cole Hamels:The Rangers::Carlos Lee:The Astros

Really expensive lipstick on a pig's azz.
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