SirGIGalot:

You're right, it was Woodrow. That's my favorite movie of all time and I've seen it and read the book many times. See what CU@Kyle is doing to us?

Just for clarification:

Ware's helmet was held aloft by Aaron Wallace, the "Silent Avenger".

Quentin Coryatt was the perpetrator of The Hit against a TCU receiver.

John Roper fell asleep in a linebacker meeting at Valley Ranch and was cut by Jimmy Johnson.

Darren Lewis tested positive for cocaine at the combine and was drafted by the Bears in the 6th round because they thought Darrell Lewis of Arizona had tested positive.

The Cowboys purposefully didn't time Dat Nguyen in the 40 because they didn't want to give themselves a reason not to draft him.

and woodrow call said "you'd argue with a possum"

They should have a counter for the number of replies that a user's posts generate. Sometime in the next week or so (if he's lucky), people will forget the happiness that CU@Kyle brought us for a few days. There should be a way to keep score.

Maybe using voting buttons the site could create an assmunchometer!

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an assmunchometer! i like it

man you guys are brutal. this thread might challange the Mark Brown by Karma Horn thread on Rivalries when you are through

CU@Kyle is an evil genius. This puppy is four pages long and is the only entertaining offseason thread going right now. He's crazy...like a fox.

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can we get a progress report on the assmunchometer?

I wonder who has enjoyed all these replies more... all of us, or CU@Kyle?

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CU@Kyle could be a professor of Assclownography.

lets be honest, hes probably only a TA

When is cu gonna come back? This is too funny!

we probably wont see him around here anymore

CU@Kyle is actually a virus that has caused a massive denial of service attack against the TexAgs forum!!!!

CU@Kyle = Keyser Soze ?

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Just wanted to get this thread back up top.

Where the devil is the assmunchometer?

I think it would make a nice addition, kind of like a live scorecard of assedness.

Gig'EM!

BTW...remember when Curtis Dickey kicked a 78 yard punt, then caused a fumble, and ran it back the wrong way!

It could be the key measurement for inclusion in the Ass-Clown Hall of Shame. If the assmunchometer reads above XXXX or if your assedness rating is over XX%, then you get inducted. Sort of a lifetime acheivement thing.

Should "Ass-Clown" be hyphenated? Maybe CU@Kyle knows?

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Thank you CU@Kyle for starting the most entertaining thread I've seen in a long time.

where the hell is AssClown@kyle? come back and take your licks son!

Capitol Ag--I agree with everything stated above except the Dat comment. He was timed, I was there at the A&M-NFL day with George Edwards (Cowboys LB coach at the time) and Dave Campo (D coordinator at the time). They were looking at Holdman, but decided on Dat because of his work ethics and desire.

Joker: "How can you shoot women and children?!"
Gunner: "Easy... you don't lead 'em so much!"

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Chris 93 wins for funniest "memory."

Kendall is a close second, but loses for triple-posting it.

Man, I confuse Barnett with Neuheisel and get one lousy correction. This guy becomes a legend. It's just not fair!

ttt - sorry I still want to see if our clown, errr kyle friend is coming back for more.

"In the long run, we get no more than we have been willing to risk giving." Sheldon Kopp

Remember that one time........the ag basketball team defeated Baylor at home to win their first conference game and we all stormed the court?

Yes, I think Chris93 deserves an award.

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CU@Kyle = Keyser Soze ?

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Classic. LOL!

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If I remember correctly, Buckley was the QB that also pitched for the baseball team. He was an all-america in baseball, but could only throw sliders at QB.

I remember back in 1989 when Bear Bryant took Reggie McNeal and the rest of the Aggies to Junction, KS. It must have been so mild I am not sure how they survived. But 3 years later Blake kendrik won the Heisman and led us to the SEC championship.

good times, good times.

I will break off the horns of all the wicked~Psalms 75:10





"Whomever is unlucky enough to draw OU in the Sugar Bowl, here's some advice. Do not look at Bob Stoops. Do not talk to Bob Stoops. Just let him hang his 50 on you and be thankful that it wasn't 100."
- Jim Rome 11/11/2003

I now claim one of the longest signatures on Texags.com

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the thread that just won't die...



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