Book it! Spav stays on as OC/QB Coach, Spurrier added as OC/Consultant Sevant

I've been having bad diarrhea all day.

He can keep the headset as long as he loses the mic

Unacceptable.
What a crock if true.

Hopefully he will ***** slapp his note cards out of his hands.

A Spav-game-coordinator?

Spavs Radio

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Fine with me as long as Spurrier disconnects spav's headset during games.

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Made me laugh

Hypothetical offensive staff coaches meeting (sometime in summer 2016)

the boy (a.k.a. Spav): "I really want to find a bigger back to replace Tra on the sweeps. I ..."
Spurrier: "Denied."
the boy: "bu, bu, but how about experimenting with dropping the QB another 2 yards in the shotgun, and ..."
Spurier: "Denied."
the boy: "can we at least get Kyler to ..."
Spurrier: "Hell no. Denied."
the boy: "hey, wait a minute here, mister, I'm Summy's boyhood pal, and ..."
Spurrier: "Don't give a @#$%. BMAs and TexAgs brought me in here to do a job, and they outrank your drinking buddy. Cry to them. Meeting adjourned."