Hypothetical offensive staff coaches meeting (sometime in summer 2016)
the boy (a.k.a. Spav): "I really want to find a bigger back to replace Tra on the sweeps. I ..."
Spurrier: "Denied."
the boy: "bu, bu, but how about experimenting with dropping the QB another 2 yards in the shotgun, and ..."
Spurier: "Denied."
the boy: "can we at least get Kyler to ..."
Spurrier: "Hell no. Denied."
the boy: "hey, wait a minute here, mister, I'm Summy's boyhood pal, and ..."
Spurrier: "Don't give a @#$%. BMAs and TexAgs brought me in here to do a job, and they outrank your drinking buddy. Cry to them. Meeting adjourned."