I eat low carb so I'd like to bring in some almonds and stuff like that. What's the best way to get that into the stadium at NRG? Do they pat you down at NRG of just wand?
Sneaking in snacks to tomorrow's game
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Last: 8 yr ago by Sid Farkas
Wtf? Drink a beer.
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I eat low carb so I'd like to bring in some almonds and stuff like that. What's the best way to get that into the stadium at NRG? Do they pat you down at NRG of just wand?
Flush that garbage down a toilet where it belongs. Problem solved
So far what I expected!
Good god. Sneak in booze like a man.
Low carb diet? Fine. Eat a big ass steak pre game, sneak in bourbon.
Low carb diet? Fine. Eat a big ass steak pre game, sneak in bourbon.
Just put it in your purse. I know you have one.
Ok, let's talk bourbon then. Suggestions?
Evan williams black label. Best bang for the buck.
I'm a scotch man myself
So how do we sneak that in? Plastic flask put where?
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So how do we sneak that in? Plastic flask put where?
They're cool with flasks there. Just be up front and show security when you walk in. Just so they know it's not anything dangerous. They'll let you right in with it
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So how do we sneak that in? Plastic flask put where?
Does nrg allow coolers for na beverages?
If so:
Drinking straight bourbon-nestea bottles. Pour out tea, rinse, fill with bourbon.
Mixed-mix bourbon with coke of choice in coke bottle. There ya go.
If no coolers allowed, tape flask to inside thigh/lower back. Wear loose fitting clothes. Comfortable, but not so loose its obvious.
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So how do we sneak that in? Plastic flask put where?
Up your butt
Wussification of America on display. Thanks Obama
Put them in you vag...
This is why God invented cargo shorts.
Four Rose Yellow Label is what I'm sipping at the moment. Better than expected for the price
Bring some vitamin water while your at it
OP...
You a virgin?
You a virgin?
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Ok, let's talk bourbon then. Suggestions?
I'm drinking ...vodka.... And I just laughed out loud ...thank you
I'm imaging this all. The OP has lumps of lolfat snacks all over his body. Security notices something odd. A pat down insues and everything from almonds to granola bars start hitting the ground. Looks like a Californian pantry at his feet
This is the quality of poster you get when you allow someone to post free.
TexAgs stop doing that..
TexAgs stop doing that..
So you got nuts? And nuts? Put the nuts where your nuts are and go nuts at the game.
The same place you'd hide your tampons
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Granola has carbs stupid.
Just keep piling on! Internet badasses!!
Just keep piling on! Internet badasses!!
I saw they have tampon looking viles you can fill up and have your wife keep in her purse...so you aren't far off.
Ya wanna know where I carry my nuts?
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This is why God invented cargo shorts.
There is no other real answer.
Snacks /normvoice
I have had success with low-carb eating. But, not during Football Season.
Sneaking snacks into*
HTH. YWIA.
HTH. YWIA.
Almonds have carbs too
"Snacks" - Norm
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