Big boy, big foot, he don't care. Gonna kick up it up and far away. He's just a good ol boy in good ol boy shape. Leg like a got damn cannon. Big air, don't care. Big hair, he don't care 'bout that too.
Those HBO cameras know a star when dey sees one and that fat ol star is Randy.
What he don't say wit' words he says with his big ol turkey leg.
Putting a big ol dip in before he hits the field. That's dang ol Randy man.
Showing up to the games a few beers deep just so he knows he can kick every one of those mother****erin kicks down the middle and two step out the door. Yep, that's Randy.
If you could smoke on the field or ride an ATV on the sidelines, he'd be doing it.
He and those Ag 4th team ball catchers" EZ and Lunchpail Labby. Yep, they gonna be stars too.
Those HBO cameras know a star when dey sees one and that fat ol star is Randy.
What he don't say wit' words he says with his big ol turkey leg.
Putting a big ol dip in before he hits the field. That's dang ol Randy man.
Showing up to the games a few beers deep just so he knows he can kick every one of those mother****erin kicks down the middle and two step out the door. Yep, that's Randy.
If you could smoke on the field or ride an ATV on the sidelines, he'd be doing it.
He and those Ag 4th team ball catchers" EZ and Lunchpail Labby. Yep, they gonna be stars too.