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agcrock2005
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WTF does this mean?
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Charlie Strong has moved all in and Kevin Sumlin is playing with his Oreos.
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tylerd06
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I'm guessing it's a reference to the movie Rounders
FL_Ag1998
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Mother ****er, does that dude ever NOT mention food when he opens his trap?
HECUBUS
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The Bloated Hack has the journalistic integrity of a two cent troll.
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Like lil charlie has anything to do with this. tu boosters have moved all in and stomach staples has no idea what Kevin Sumlin (or A&M boosters) is doing.

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I'm guessing it's a reference to the movie Rounders

Well ketch is very round and definitely no stranger to oreos.
StaffAg
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He is moving to College Station because he loves Oreos?
Mayhaw Jelly
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It's a reference to Rounders
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Oreos?? Ketch trying to be cutesy racist here??
rcb05
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You haven't watched Rounders have you?
chipotle
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I think it's a rounders reference.
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You haven't watched Rounders have you?
No, obviously. I take it the plot involves cookies??
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Charlie's moved all in with a cookie cake
Mayhaw Jelly
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The irony here is that Ketch is showing he knows little about the game of no limit hold 'em. The aggressive move here was to push. If you push with a weak hand you're asking for trouble. Charlie's chip stack is small and getting smaller, so moving all in is less meaningful. Sumlin can call, lose (unlikely), and still be in the game. Bad move by Charlie.

Now, listen to your oreos KDS. Something tells me they're telling him to throw 19 on the table.
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That movie is so bad. Malkovich's accent is SO bad.
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We get that it is a reference to Rounders. Now can somebody provide context, if any, considering the dipstick who tweeted it?

edit - nevermind, you beat me to it
Actual Talking Thermos
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Teddy NSD
chipotle
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Now I want oreos.
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Nyet! Nyet! No More! No! Not tonight! This son of b****, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!
Austin Ag 98
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So I'm supposing "Pay the man his money" fits in here somewhere then?
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Ketch is so cool.

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Moved all in with an armored truck full of $$$.
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I think you guys have totally missed that it's a reference to Rounders.


...and reading between the lines, he's got Sumlin as Teddy KGB whose famous line is "pay the man his money," which is theoretically the position that Strong has put Sumlin in by finding a way to grease the palms (either within or outside of NCAA rules) of the Murray family.

TL;DR: Ketch just confirmed that Texas is willing to pay for Murray.

Take this to the NCAA stat, Zoo!!! This can not be allowed to stand. They are openly flaunting this!!!
tylerd06
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I think Ketch needs to watch that movie again. The only time that I remember Damon going all-in and KGB playing with Oreos is in the very beginning where KGB (Sumlin) takes Damon (Strong) for everything he has! Not sure his tweet says what he thinks it says
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The context of the Oreos was that it was Malkovich's tell... He would play with them when he was bluffing. So I guess he's saying Sumlin is bluffing? But more likely he thought up that reference a while ago and thought it was totes clever and has been looking for a way to use it.
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Anybody have milk for my Oreos?
dreyOO
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quote:
WTF does this mean?
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Charlie Strong has moved all in and Kevin Sumlin is playing with his Oreos.
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It means Ketch can't stop tweeting about food.
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So I guess he's saying Sumlin is bluffing?

What would Sumlin be bluffing about? If anything strong is bluffing with his "you are automatically starting QB" pitch. There is no way for him to truly back that up. If Kyler is unprepared in fall (he is not coming until summer), there is no way strong risks the season for him to start. Of course is the same coach promising mcneal he would catch the first pass.

I have no doubt tu boosters are not bluffing and will be able to pay.
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Sumlin playing with Oreos is bad only if he puts them back together without eating eats no, wait, if he doesn't eat them. Poker is hard. (got it right first time. my memory isn't failing me yet)
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Teddy KGB Playing with his oreos NSFW-L
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Ketch was originally the fat redheaded guy in Dune. Harkonnen Baron. Too much Spice. Guess it was before they had brisket. Seems like the worm ate him in the end.

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Chobbit's pimping the following: New true frosh QB, new offense, some new offensive coaches. That many big changes almost always works out GREAT. . .

At least the core values haven't changed. It's looking like 1987 all over again.

one serious violation involved a gift of ''very substantial, improper extra benefits to a very-talented enrolled student-athlete."
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ignatiusreilly2
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"Fat Ketch" is redundant.
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