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No. Poor thing leads a miserable life already.

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No kidding. Having to stand there and watch every. single. t.u. football game.

All the way to the end.

Hell, even their fans don't do that.

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...I like that we eat our mascot...

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I like that we don't eat our mascot.

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I think Bevo is still BBQed when he gets too old.

I like that we eat our mascot. The original Bevo served as BBQ for Ags and Longhorns.

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Must be some nasty BBQ. An old steer? A Longhorn to boot? No thanks.

I'll bet he either goes to some alum to be put to pasture until his teeth fall out, or he gets sent to the sale barn and eventually finds his way into a product containing "meat like paste", such as a frozen burrito.

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Vagina Ags

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Now that you mentioned it, where has vagina been hiding?

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He had to change his name.

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If bevo is branded in the 4th quarter of a t.u. game in Austin, does he make a sound???

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I think Bevo is still BBQed when he gets too old.

I like that we eat our mascot. The original Bevo served as BBQ for Ags and Longhorns.

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I'm sure all those years of tranquilizers would make him taste extra yummy.

New Army way of doing it would be to just photoshop a pic from their phone.

Bevo is shot so full of Ace for every game that it is not safe to eat. They also have more than one now.

True story...back in '90 we had a group that was just hours away from snatching him before the game. A close friend of mine was approached by a high school buddy who was a Wrangler, or Cowboy or whatever they call his handlers, and he wanted to trade Bevo for help getting into grad school at A&M. My friend worked for the guy that could make that happen and the plan was launched.

Dont know why, cold feet or just bad luck, but the top guys that handle Bevo moved him at the last minute and kept the location secret from all but a few handlers.

Our biggest internal debate was what to do with him. It got heated at times.

Ed...we miss you brother.

PP (AKA Thor '89)

That's so old army. Let's have new army brand Mike the Tiger and this year's LSU game. Their cage looks penetrable. Take a note from The Hangover for how to tranquilize a tiger. Let's go new army... Do this!

#WRTS would send the right message...

Branding Bevo is always good bull! EOT!