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Football Coach Dismisses Entire Student Body

Austin, TX September 29, 2014 - Head Football Coach Charlie Strong dismissed the entire student body today, sighting violation of team drug policies. Faculty and staff will be allowed to remain but must move on campus. Sources have also reported that Strong has called a meeting with the Board of Regents to discuss their future with the university. At the hastily-called press conference Strong refused to confirm or deny he had placed himself on double secret probation and summarily dismissed the reporter who asked the question.
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source?
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monarch
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Ketch?
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source?


I'm gonna guess you didn't read anything more than the title
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...Sources have also reported that Strong has called a meeting with the Board of Regents to discuss their future with the university...
in a related story: men's basketball coach Rick Barnes has announced that he will not be taking a job on the newly vacant board of regents
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You failed.
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I'm gonna guess you didn't read anything more than the title



Maybe he thought the OP stole this from some parody news outlet in the style of the onion and wanted a source for that? Or maybe im giving OP too much credit
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Too much credit.
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Chollie must have said this 2 weeks ago in order for OP to decipher what Chollie actually said.
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OP is sick at home today and bored...
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sighting violation of team drug policies


You could of at least used the write syntax.
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sighting violation of team drug policies


You could of at least used the write syntax.
Lol I see what you did there

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The Queen of Grammar has correctly pointed out that "sighted" was incorrectly used instead of "cited". OP regrets the error and any harm that was caused to the readers. QoG should be informed that, although the word was misused, the sentence syntax was correct. Good luck with your next election....
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The Queen of Grammar has correctly pointed out that "sighted" was incorrectly used instead of "cited". OP regrets the error and any harm that was caused to the readers. QoG should be informed that, although the word was misused, the sentence syntax was correct. Good luck with your next election....



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The Queen of Grammar has correctly pointed out that "sighted" was incorrectly used instead of "cited". OP regrets the error and any harm that was caused to the readers. QoG should be informed that, although the word was misused, the sentence syntax was correct. Good luck with your next election....






Where did you get the picture of magnoliag?
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The Queen of Grammar has correctly pointed out that "sighted" was incorrectly used instead of "cited". OP regrets the error and any harm that was caused to the readers. QoG should be informed that, although the word was misused, the sentence syntax was correct. Good luck with your next election....






Where did you get the picture of magnoliag?
rbelsom
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The Queen of Grammar has correctly pointed out that "sighted" was incorrectly used instead of "cited". OP regrets the error and any harm that was caused to the readers. QoG should be informed that, although the word was misused, the sentence syntax was correct. Good luck with your next election....




Ridge14
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I assumed their mistake was intentional but maybe it wasn't. Go ahead and call them out bro
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The Queen of Grammar has correctly pointed out that "sighted" was incorrectly used instead of "cited". OP regrets the error and any harm that was caused to the readers. QoG should be informed that, although the word was misused, the sentence syntax was correct. Good luck with your next election....





Sorry, dude. Like, I'll try to, like , give you a warning when, satire is, like, being used.
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Likewise
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At this point I regret having spent any time starting this post. Yes, I understood and agreed with his satirical correction. My point was that, if he wanted to play editor, he should have known the difference between syntax and vocabulary. I have a raw spot for know-it-alls who don't...
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Aaron Rodgers says relax man.
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At this point I regret having spent any time starting this post. Yes, I understood and agreed with his satirical correction. My point was that, if he wanted to play editor, he should have known the difference between syntax and vocabulary. I have a raw spot for know-it-alls who don't...


In my eyes you won
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At this point I regret having spent any time starting this post. Yes, I understood and agreed with his satirical correction. My point was that, if he wanted to play editor, he should have known the difference between syntax and vocabulary. I have a raw spot for know-it-alls who don't...

OP is right. I should have used the word "vocabulary". Clearly the most egregious era on this thread.
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Thanks.
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At this point I regret having spent any time starting this post. Yes, I understood and agreed with his satirical correction. My point was that, if he wanted to play editor, he should have known the difference between syntax and vocabulary. I have a raw spot for know-it-alls who don't...

OP is right. I should have used the word "vocabulary". Clearly the most egregious era on this thread.


What you did there...i see it.
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I assume you are waiting for me to take the bait on the "era" error, but I won't...
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Thanks.

Not at all.
rbelsom
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My response was to Ridge14 who obviously possesses high intelligence, profound critical thinking abilities and keen analytical skills.
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My response was to Ridge14 who obviously possesses high intelligence, profound critical thinking abilities and keen analytical skills.


Oh.

Then GFY.
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I keed. I keed.
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My response was to Ridge14 who obviously possesses high intelligence, profound critical thinking abilities and keen analytical skills.


Winning
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Really! That's that's the best you've got? You start with grammar lessons and end with profanity acronyms? Pathetic...
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