Johnny, here are some better Uncles for your crew once you get rid of Uncle Nate:


Uncle Phil-- He's rich, successful, and clearly a strong father figure and mentor.


Uncle Sam-- He wants you... To stay out of trouble.


Uncle Si-- You'll be safe with him, and that's a fact, Jack.


Uncle Rico-- He'll never let you give up on your dreams.



Rich Uncle Pennybags-- Wouldn't it be nice to have an Uncle whose coattails you could ride for once?


Uncle Merv-- He wants to stay out of trouble just as much as you do.

What about Marcus Dupree's uncle?

Uncle Buck

Uncle fester

Uncle Kracker

Uncle Jesse

A monkey's uncle

Uncle Joey-- He would tell Johnny to "cut it out"


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Uncle Leo

Junior Soprano

Uncle Bobby B baby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHHxbvlD-4s

Uncle Remus

This one is questionable..

Uncle Felix

Or even a man from U.N.C.L.E.

This thread

Uncle Tom

Uncle Ruslan

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Uncle jessie

Uncle Si Robertson

Uncle Elroy?

Junior would get this right. Or he'd whack someone. All the same.



Aw, Jim beat me to it.

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Tio Salamanca

This is greatness.

Uncle Owen would keep JFF in line. Certainly would try to stop him from running around with a bunch of smugglers and hippies.

This is not good. Drake has a tattoo of his uncle. Will JFF get a tattoo of Uncle Fitch?

SECond2NoneAgs ftw

Uncle Julio's in Austin??