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Manziel is traditionally a jewish name...

...does JFF have jewish ancestry?
he's the first manziel I ever heard of
Syrian, so Hebrew.
It does seem like he parts the sea when he runs through the line towards the endzone.
he has a Jewish nose too
Shalom all over your faces!
He chops ds like a mohel
Who cares.
he does cause mass exodus at half-time for opposing teams.
Have we ever had a jewish player?
He is God's chosen QB!
leading us to the promised land after we wandered in the desert for 73 years
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he does cause mass exodus at half-time for opposing teams.


Ask one of the many racist sips from texas university since they care about that stuff. We don't.
Johnny Kosher
Krypton
oy vey!
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Who cares.



No kidding. Who cares? muslims and nazis? BFD!
sometimes i wish i was in the israeli military...



Natalie portman
Johnny Dradle
i really don't care, but i think it's interesting. i've always loved the nickname "the hebrew hammer", but he already has a classic nickname, so it's all good.
He will lead us to the Promise Land.
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Have we ever had a jewish player?


Steve Solariburg
I've heard he's of lebanese descent. Excuse my spelling if I messed up Lebanese....
Ragnar!

I'm good with more of these old testament beat downs!

Saban ~ Satan

Coincidence?
Shecky Lowenstien, the original 13th Man.

He would have suited up, but he left his cleats at synagogue that day.
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Kevin Sumlin: How do we... um... how do we win in the SEC?
Kliff Kingsbury: I know not, my coach.
KS: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the Manziel up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy Manziel, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the Mustangs and Bulldogs, and Razorbacks and Rebels, and Bulldogs and Tigers, Bulldogs.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.



Just realized that we have played three teams with Bulldogs as mascots and beat them all.
Mazel Mazel!
Mazel Tov you slick scooby snack munching SOB!!!
MANZIEL TOV

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