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How Did Johnny Manziel become JFF?

jrh1524
9:39a, 9/19/12
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Explain please.
Hulla Baller
9:39a, 9/19/12
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He was BORN JFF.
AggieBattleAxe
9:40a, 9/19/12
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How did the sun become hot?
jrh1524
9:40a, 9/19/12
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But why not JM (Johnny Manziel) or JF (Johnny Football)? What does JFF stand for?
BillOnCapitolHill
9:40a, 9/19/12
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Only kid I know who wasnt born a virgin.
BoozerRed78
9:41a, 9/19/12
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Facebook
BillOnCapitolHill
9:42a, 9/19/12
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Johnny "Tori Black pays him for sex" Manziel
Buck Nasty
9:44a, 9/19/12
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you foreal doe?
Bajan
9:45a, 9/19/12
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heres a cliff notes version as i understand it:

Juanito Futbol's life story
Guppy91
9:49a, 9/19/12
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This thread is starting out to be incredibly awesome!!!!!
TxAginAz
9:49a, 9/19/12
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Cuz Johnny Utah was already taken.
howitzercannon
9:51a, 9/19/12
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Why is the sky gray? Why is the grass gray? Why are the colors of the rainbow, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, dark gray?
Guppy91
10:00a, 9/19/12
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He's #2 right? "Football" ...twice.

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Thunder Cosby
10:03a, 9/19/12
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F5 on this thread.
Gpagncs
10:05a, 9/19/12
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Johnny ****in football hth
Hennessy11
10:05a, 9/19/12
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The real question is, how did JFF become Johnny Manziel?
Hennessy11
10:05a, 9/19/12
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double post

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ConLaw
10:07a, 9/19/12
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You see, Johnny didn't need the birds and bees talk from pops. Pops needed it from Johnny.
Caz
10:10a, 9/19/12
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Why are bewbs good?
BigOil
10:13a, 9/19/12
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The original was Bucky F;ing Dent.
BigOil
10:14a, 9/19/12
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DFP

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jpmadness
10:16a, 9/19/12
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JFF lost his virginity before his father
WinaGs
10:17a, 9/19/12
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potential thread
jpmadness
10:20a, 9/19/12
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JFF doesn't own a watch, he decides what time it is
israeliag
10:21a, 9/19/12
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He had intercourse with an egg-shaped pigskin!
Capt. America
10:35a, 9/19/12
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The boogeyman checks under his bed for JFF
mme53
10:44a, 9/19/12
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JFF has been the only aggie to slam a revolving door, twice.

haha great thread
Ag00Ag
10:45a, 9/19/12
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VA_Ag94
10:45a, 9/19/12
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Why are Hottie Threads so popular? stupid question. delete thread. ban user.

JFF or GTFO!
BillOnCapitolHill
10:55a, 9/19/12
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Alan's inside source is JFF.
cbarnes16
11:04a, 9/19/12
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And on the seventh day, JFF created football.
Aggie MHA
11:04a, 9/19/12
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Johnny F****** Football ...

thats what I always assumed lol.

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Bajan
11:06a, 9/19/12
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http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/72/11/7058515a8fed74ee2e1dad4846002bfb.jpg

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spaceman
11:27a, 9/19/12
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"How did the sun become hot?"

Well, approximately 5 billion years ago an enormous cloud of interstellar hydrogen began to contract under the influence of its own gravity. As the slow-moving hydrogen atoms collided with each other more and more frequently, their aggregate velocity rose increasing the temperature. Density (and thus temperature) was highest at the center of the cloud. Eventually the collision velocities crossed the threshold necessary to initiate the classic hydrogen-to-helium stellar fusion process. The process liberated sufficient heat to counteract further gravitational collapse, and eventually a balance was achieved between the inward pressure of gravity and the outward pressure of ...

Oh wait - football relevance. Sorry.
gnirwin11
11:30a, 9/19/12
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quote:
Why is the sky gray? Why is the grass gray? Why are the colors of the rainbow, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, dark gray?

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