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Notice to Old Army & New Army

Old Army and New Army please be sure to put your wemmin in check for the 2012 football season and set a new standard on what shall and shall not be tolerated.

Acceptable SEC Gameday Attire for Aggie Women (re: the Standard)


Intolerable SEC Gamday Attire for Aggie Women (re: do not wear this in any form)



Men, you are responsible for what your woman wears. Don't let your wife, girlfriend, daughter, etc. become an object of internet ridicule. Instead, ensure they are treated as objects (of grace and dignity, of course).

[This message has been edited by SpreadsheetAg (edited 2/29/2012 3:43a).]
This thread inspires the "SEC move".
I wish I had the laugh/cry icon
Women's skirts should be like an essay.

Long enough to cover just the subject but short enough to keep your interest.
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Instead, ensure they are treated as objects

As a woman should be.
You should stick to spreadsheets.
I have the icon and it this post and all it's greatness deserves to be used.
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You should stick to spreadsheets.


You know how I know you're gay?
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You should stick to spreadsheets.


You should stick to lurking and not post.
Poon
Overalls
HOLY ****!!! I have my AgTag!!!
WHOOP!!!
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HOLY ****!!! I have my AgTag!!!
WHOOP!!!


Crap they're handing them out to anyone. AgTag inflation is at an all-time high.







Just kidding. Congrats.
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HOLY ****!!! I have my AgTag!!!
WHOOP!!!


Congrats. Get some stars to go with it and you would have your laughing/crying icon.
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HOLY ****!!! I have my AgTag!!!
WHOOP!!!


Crap they're handing them out to anyone. AgTag inflation is at an all-time high.







Just kidding. Congrats.


Well played sir
Overalls
Spreadsheet, didn't there used to be a dress code for dates back when we were BQs?

IIRC (never brought a date because I was a rude fan...and a scrawny, gangly twig with glasses) a sundress was the minimum acceptable standard.

[This message has been edited by CGSC Lobotomy (edited 2/28/2012 10:22p).]
Agree
How's your big mouthed brother doing?
POTD.
MouthBQ is doing great!

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Spreadsheet, didn't there used to be a dress code for dates back when we were BQs?


Yes, it was dresses; or when they incorporated the Maroon Out t-shirts, it became acceptable to wear that t-shirt with khaki shorts, skirt, or pants.
Aggie Game Day Dresses
+1
Looks like those girls made the freshman 15 into a contest instead of a thing to avoid

I keed, I keed

[This message has been edited by SpreadsheetAg (edited 2/29/2012 1:21a).]
Oh boy, they need to get better models for those dresses. And they're 90 bucks!? For a piece of cloth???
That overall crap is new army and should go
+1
Spreadsheets next post will be a listing of all weightloss and workout centers.
Remember what you are good at, leave the women to the us experts...stick to math and powerpoint!
In the old days when I was not a dead elephant, the ladies dressed nicely and you always got them a mum corsage....bring back old army!!!!! ...no wise cracks about them wering ankle length dreses and bonnnets and riding in a wagon!!

Col. A 1976
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