Funny Used Jeep Ad on Craigslist

http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E

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1997 Jeep Cherokee (XJ)
220K Miles
4.0 L in-line 6
4WD
AUTOMATIC Transmission
Bright Red
Straight Stock
Crank Windows, no cruise, no tilt, no delay wiper, no nonsense
POWER MIRRORS! Woo Hoo!

$1750

Here's the deal, kids:
This is a Jeep Cherokee. This is not a luxury SUV, or a maintenance-free disposable import. It has solid front axles, wind noise, and character.
It's a Jeep. It rides like a Jeep. It drives like a Jeep. All of these are GOOD things.
It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in the pictures.


If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and ***** a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bull**** job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.


...and much, much more.
Holy balls

Three threads down.

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=2387944&forum_id=46
Go away.
This is where a decent thread title could have saved a double post.
Sorry I thought this was the automotive board where people can recognize the name of a vehicle
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This is where a decent thread title could have saved a double post.


Pretty much all of us knew what chebby kid had posted earlier.
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This is where a decent thread title could have saved a double post.


Pretty much all of us knew what chebby kid had posted earlier.
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