A company called "Halloween Decorators" recently blanked our neighborhood. They even put their fliers on peoples houses that were already decorated. One resident sent them a email from their contact page and requested to be removed from their advertisements.....well this is the response they got back via email from the company-

Hi Mary,

Thanks for your "Contact Us" submission regarding the flyer that was put on your driveway. After reviewing your request on how to prevent this from happening again, we have several options:

1. Since we are only servicing the greater Cypress and Woodlands area, we suggest that you MOVE!!!!

2. We gave strict instructions to our drivers to NOT give out flyers to *******S! Please give us your address so that we can determine which driver did not follow our simple instructions and we will fire them IMMEDIATELY. Subsequently, they will probably become homeless and you will see them on the side of the road with a cardboard sign that reads "Will work for food" with two or more words misspelled, and you will KNOW that JUSTICE has been served.

3. Quit your job (if you are not already a stay-at-home-with-nothing-better-to-do housewife) and setup some form of surveillance system so that the next time this happens you will have concrete evidence that you can take to your local police department so that formal charges can be brought.

4. Put up some type of sign in your yard that instructs people to NOT throw advertising material in your driveway. For a small fee we would be happy to supply you with such a sign.

Note: We think this such a good idea, that we have decided to start a company that supplies these signs to the general public. Please expect in the next few short weeks for us to be throwing flyers with washers advertising signs that prevent people from throwing flyers with washers.

5. Just to let you know, we spend good money on flyers, washers and twistie-ties. If you are not going to be a part of this capitalist concept that our great country was founded upon, please put the flyer with washer back on your driveway, and we will retrieve as soon as possible. Wait a second...please do not tell us that you threw away our flyer! This is considered "destruction of property" and our lawyers will be in contact with you.

6. Perhaps you could join forces with the Neighborhood Watch force in your community and form some sort of coalition to put a stop to ALL forms of advertising in Bridgeland -- but then how would find lawn service providers, pool cleaners, maid services, tree trimmers, house painters, and the like? What about all the door flyers that you get for Chinese food, pizza restaurants, cable providers? And since we're on the subject, you could then contact the US Postal Service and DEMAND that no more junk mail be delivered in your mailbox!!! I mean, what is the difference? At least we didn't knock on your door when you were trying to enjoy dinner with your family and go into some 15-minute pitch about our product and services.

7. By now, we're sure you're starting to feel aggressive. What if you were to start a company that provides Halloween decorations for $98 instead of the $99 that we offer? Theoretically, ALL customers would buy from you instead of us and that would put us out of business, which would equate to us not throwing flyers in your driveway since we were no longer promoting our business. If you need some effective ideas for advertising your new business, we would be happy to assist you. We recently adopted a flyer-and-washer-thrown-in-driveway advertising campaign that proved fairly effective. The only drawback to date was ONE complaint from some _________.

These are just some options that we were able to come up with on such short notice. We would love to hear what ideas you have.

Thank you again for reaching out to us. We look forward to hearing from you soon!

Sincerely,
Halloween Decorators

Here is another email from them to a different resident.

Hi Adam,
Thanks for sending us a quick note via our Contact page. We are so happy you take pride in decorating your own yard. These days there are so many people that don't get...(or get into)...the Halloween spirit. We are also sure your family is proud and enjoyed the experience of decorating with you. It is for those unfortunate souls that wander the Earth that have no understanding how wonderful it is to decorate that we are trying to reach and share the spirit of Halloween.
We placed our flyer in your driveway NOT to insinuate that you don't know how to decorate your yard, but in case you might find our services helpful -- perhaps to complement your own decor this year or possibly to assist you next year in case you are too busy or incapacitated and unable to decorate your own yard due to illness or accident.
Or maybe it was to let you know (as a kindred spirit of sorts) of our company's existence so that perhaps you might enjoy what we bring to this awesome holiday or to even share some ideas. On the other hand, it was possibly out of RESPECT that we placed our flyer in your driveway after seeing what you had accomplished.
Who knows? It's quite possible that our highly paid and highly motivated driver made a mistake and threw a flyer in your driveway not realizing there was no way in Hell that you would purchase a package from us since you (proudly) decorated your own yard. If you'd like to give us your address, we could determine which driver was the culprit and fire them immediately. Of course, this could be extremely devastating to his psyche and could have incomprehensible and irreparable repercussions. We would hate to turn on the news and hear some recently divorced (and unemployed) member of society took his own life (and perhaps a few others) due to some customer complaint regarding a flyer.
We understand our advertising technique is unorthodox, but the same can be said for our company. Quick question: is it that our flyer was placed in your driveway and not on your door that you are sending us your request to be not included in future advertising endeavors? Do you send emails to the Chinese restaurants, lawn-care providers, maid-cleaning services,and the like that place flyers on your door? How about junk mail in your mailbox? Do you send emails (or snail mail) to those businesses as well? Speaking of junk mail, what about your email account? Do you email everyone in your Junk Folder to not send you their emails, like the relative of some Nigerian prince that needs your help to retrieve his 35 million dollars, or Cialis, Viagra and Extenz companies, or car/life/home insurance companies, or 1-800-HOT-GIRL companies?
We ask these questions to better understand what you are truly requesting. Was the bending over and picking up our flyer in your driveway anymore difficult than pulling the card from the door, fumbling through the flyers in your mailbox, or pressing "Delete" on the unwanted emails? If so, please let us know so that we can try to work together to resolve this issue.
Our team spent about an hour (after a long day's work mind you) on how to somehow achieve the goal of letting companies like ours be informed that people like you are not interested in their products and/or services, and we are PROUD to say that we believe we found a solution!
What if you put up some type of sign in your yard that instructs people to NOT throw advertising material in your driveway? Just to let you know, for a small fee we would be happy to supply you with such a sign.
Actually, we think this such a good idea, that we have decided to start a company that supplies these signs to the general public. So, unfortunately, expect in the next few short weeks for us to be throwing flyers with washers advertising signs that prevent people from throwing flyers with washers. But rest assured that we will properly instruct and train our drivers to NOT throw a flyer in a driveway that ALREADY has a sign. So if you act fast and construct your own sign (proudly of course) or buy from us directly, you will not bothered by another flyer in your driveway.
Looking forward to hearing from you again!
Halloween Decorators

agproducer said:

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Dude! Really? That is unbelievable a company would send that out. Do you think Mary would talk about it?

E-mail me at agproducer17 at gmail. I'll pitch it.

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I asked them on the FB page. I will email you back and let you know.

I hope yall are able to bury these chachbags

Ignatius J. Reilly lives!

Adam is for it but waiting to hear back from Mary. The land of the bridges...Bridgeland

McG - email me Adam's stuff so we can get headed that direction. We will have several things we need to do -- contact him, contact the company, etc.

Requested info...will email you when I get it.

Excellent. And, I'm sure y'all have browsed the company's site, halloweendecorators.com

Bridgeland!

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Contact Information
Registrant Contact
Name: Andrew Brockenbush
Organization: Andrew Brockenbush Creative Consulting


Email:andrewbrockenbush@me.com
Admin Contact
Name: Andrew Brockenbush
Organization: Andrew Brockenbush Creative Consulting

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From a whois search

Edited to delete address and phone numbers. You can search whois yourself if you'd like that information.

That seems to be the information for the guy that created/hosts the webpage, not someone with Halloween Decorators.

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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Sorry to crap on your emmy award winning broadcast, but this all a giant ruse by McGibbies to get you to send Pooja Lohdia out to his hood. Rather than bother the Halloween decorators, how about you send out Pooja in the van, and then send Deborah Wrigley out in stealth to catch McGibs whackin off in the bushes, creeper style.

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BUSTED!

clololol

jetch17 said:

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This could be the houston boards opp to crash a live remote ba-ba-booey style

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I have bourbon!

MR MCGIBBLETS PEENIS!!!

Sorry, y'all. Miya has been assigned to it. Pooja is off today.

Browsed the website. I'm not sure whether or not it's a scam, but it's a rip off.

I love the ladies from the far east....or middle east.

**** it, page 1

Juan