quote:there are cities that don't allow this?
Houston's approach to zoning ensures that you can get authentic Guatemalan food, discount jewelry, a lap dance, an oil change, and a half-hour of handgun shooting in all during your lunch break without leaving the same strip center.
quote:yep, i'm just really disappointed the blogger ran through all of the tired overused jokes and left out one of the obvious ones. he could have hit for the joke stealing cycle.
The Starbucks across from the Starbucks on west dallas where Starbucks parrot appears sometimes? There's a Starbucks next to the other Starbucks, too.
quote:I have even had the GBH guys at my tailgate & get no shout out
If you're visiting Houston and not taking your lady for a spin on the ferris wheel, you suck at life.
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so, the funny parts were the ones that have been done 10K times?
i think he missed the joke about how the end of the universe is in the middle of Houston where there is a starbucks on both sides of the street.
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Houston has the traditional four seasons:
****buckets hot summer
Football summer
Rain summer
Bug pandemonium summer
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If it compromises our appearance, we'll get plastic surgery. We'll build the gaudiest, ugliest, biggest houses because we're dimwits with credit cards.
quote:Yeah...alot of that sounds like Dallas.
This sounds more like Dallas to me:
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If it compromises our appearance, we'll get plastic surgery. We'll build the gaudiest, ugliest, biggest houses because we're dimwits with credit cards.
