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Nominations for 2015 Worst Local Commercial

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Dr. Heather Brown, Orthodontist

I know, I know, she'd be more throwed as a hand doc with a last name like Brown.
yeahtoast
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Larry Bird fixes car transmissions.
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Westside Chevrolet Katy Freeway, Grand Parkway exit, Katy.
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Beef fajita!?!?
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Allen is my man in the car business! With Georgia Provost.
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Allen is my man in the car business! With Georgia Provost.
that's a pretty solid nomination. what a terrible commercial.

i'd also submit the gay ass freddie cruz commercial pining for a subaru.

we all know car dealerships to be low hanging fruit, but the woman who owns her own dealership and dresses up in commercials is hard to take seriously. she is in league city or clear lake i think.
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Westside Chevrolet Katy Freeway, Grand Parkway exit, Katy.
Peek Rd exit, or GTFO
jetch17
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Allen is my man in the car business! With Georgia Provost.
was coming to post this...good lord.

and i also laugh on the latest one that he just straight up calls her Provost. THANKS PROVOST!
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i wonder what Ol' Bear is up to these days....
Jack Cheese
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Fake Siri voice: "maybe they should call it Texas of Clear Lake." WTF does that even mean?!
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Gold

http://www.houstonpress.com/arts/10-best-houston-commercials-6396209
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Fake Siri voice: "maybe they should call it Texas of Clear Lake." WTF does that even mean?!


Thank you for posting this
God-Family-Friends-Ag FB
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I don't know if radio commercials count, but sometimes I want to strangle that yakked out "Where low prices liiiiiiiiiiiiiii" guy.

He doesn't even pronounce the "s" in "prices".
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The C&D Scrap Metal commercials with Milo Hamilton. They are just painful to watch. Poor guy looks and sounds like he doesn't have any idea what's going on.
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Cirro Energy low low low.



Beyond dumb.
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The C&D Scrap Metal commercials with Milo Hamilton. They are just painful to watch. Poor guy looks and sounds like he doesn't have any idea what's going on.
I am pretty sure the years of heavy blow use has collapsed his nasal cavity.

EDIT: Oops, I see you are talking about Milo
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Fake Siri voice: "maybe they should call it Texas of Clear Lake." WTF does that even mean?!
Every time this comes on, I have to change the channel for a few minutes to make damn sure its over. Its awful. I agree...what in the F--- DOES that mean?
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Allen is my man in the car business! With Georgia Provost.
that's a pretty solid nomination. what a terrible commercial.

i'd also submit the gay ass freddie cruz commercial pining for a subaru.

we all know car dealerships to be low hanging fruit, but the woman who owns her own dealership and dresses up in commercials is hard to take seriously. she is in league city or clear lake i think.
And this dealership will always be a failure until she gets a washed up old football pro to do her commercials for her.
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Fake Siri voice: "maybe they should call it Texas of Clear Lake." WTF does that even mean?!

This!!!
aTm2004
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John Eagle Akkuhrah
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Where LOOOOOW PRICEs LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIve
OCEN99
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I don't know if radio commercials count, but sometimes I want to strangle that yakked out "Where low prices liiiiiiiiiiiiiii" guy.

He doesn't even pronounce the "s" in "prices".

I got a chuckle out of an old Exclusive Furniture ad that Lance Zierlein did. Lance started out trying to imitate that energy level, then when Super Sam himself broke in toward the middle, Lance let out a "What the hell are you doing here?!?!".
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John Eagle Akkuhrah
This and "Sterling McCall dot com...Houston knows the name..."
God-Family-Friends-Ag FB
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"I juuust got hit"

"Giiiiiiirl, you better call ijustgothit.commmm!"
Texaggie7nine
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This and "Sterling McCall dot com...Houston knows the name..."
Tons of dealers in one place
I just farted in your face

All you gotta do is log onnnnn.
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Olive Bomb
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Brownstone Dental. Best radio spot ever.

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John Eagle Akkuhrah
Definitely this
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"If its a deal your chasin, exit I-10 and Mason....."
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Westside Chevrolet Katy Freeway, Grand Parkway exit, Katy.
The original:




I lived in Southern California in the early '80s and thought my mind had buried that jingle forever, until I heard it some 20 years later here.
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1-877-Kars-4-Kids.... K-A-R-S, Kars 4 Kids... 1-877-Kars-4-Kids.... Donate your car today!

I have to immediately turn it off when I hear the first note.
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1-877-Kars-4-Kids.... K-A-R-S, Kars 4 Kids... 1-877-Kars-4-Kids.... Donate your car today!

I have to immediately turn it off when I hear the first note.
I retract my previous nomination and vote for this one.
Texaggie7nine
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Wait. Which one? The country version or the rock version?
7nine
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1-877-Kars-4-Kids.... K-A-R-S, Kars 4 Kids... 1-877-Kars-4-Kids.... Donate your car today!

I have to immediately turn it off when I hear the first note.
Absolutely the worst. They should play this one on a loop at Gitmo.
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Gillman commercials are awful
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