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Schlitterbahn is open for Summer

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Ryan the Temp
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http://www.chron.com/neighborhood/bayarea/slideshow/Crowds-flock-to-Schlitterbahn-Galveston-for-109890.php


cajunaggie08
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I was gonna fix this thread with the more attractive girls from that photo gallery, but then realized I'd be crossing into pedobear territory.
CrossBowAg99
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Ryan the Temp
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I was gonna fix this thread with the more attractive girls from that photo gallery, but then realized I'd be crossing into pedobear territory.
There are more attractive girls in that photo gallery?
Marvin_Zindler
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Looks like meth use among Schlitterbahn patrons is on the rise.
Bob Kelso
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Decided to go last summer and holy ****, we walked in and out. Probably stayed 5 minutes. Lost $100.

We were so disgusted. Yeah yeah, something high horse, something something.
aTm2004
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Better get in quick before school let's out and the oil slick hits.
Dill-Ag13
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Being sophisticated isn't a bad thing
drumboy
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I used to take my daughter pretty often but haven't been in a few years. Sounds like it's gotten much worse.

Only kinda bad experience was having to wait in a long line behind a dude that looked like he brought a couple chicks from Whispers and one was wearing a half-thong, which I didn't mind but my 4 year old daughter seemed confused.
IrishTxAggie
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SOOOO MUCH WHITE TRASH!!!
Ragoo
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people watching
Al Bula
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That looks like a terrible place to take kids. I don't even have any but I cringe at the thought of letting them mingle at that cesspool.
WES2006AG
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Go to the one in New Braunfels. I went last summer and experienced very little of the trashieness metioned above.
IrishTxAggie
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That's because it pulls in the college crowd from Texas State and all of the river floaters.
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quote:

DMX was there?
IrishTxAggie
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quote:
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DMX was there?
Rough Riders!!
RK
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pic #2.

for potential legal purposes, that is my only comment.
The Milkman
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Buck Nasty
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OP, you didn't post these studs?

Ryan the Temp
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OP, you didn't post these studs?


At first glance I didn't think that was a turkey leg in his hand.
Ragoo
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That's because it pulls in the college crowd from Texas State and all of the river floaters.
still gets very white trash.
David_Puddy
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Guy looks like Bun B on meth
IrishTxAggie
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True. Just not as trashy.
RVAg02
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Agreed. Been to both and NB is fun and diverse crowd. Galveston one is awful.
CenterHillAg
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First time I saw somebody tased was at that Schlitterbahn, young brotha must have felt he was slighted by being asked to pay to enter the park. After my Dad and I enjoyed the show, we decided the flight museum for a third time that weekend was a better idea.
TX04Aggie
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i've always had a disgust about water parks, even as a kid. but when the galveston one opened back in the day, a buddy had free tickets so a group of us went. i got crapped on by a bird in line for something and had enough and walked out... after i got into lazy river to wash the bird crap off, because lets be honest doesnt everyone get rid of waste in that thing...
cheeky
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Go to the one in New Braunfels. I went last summer and experienced very little of the trashieness metioned above.

This must be a joke. Imagine the Alamo on $0.25 chicken night at Popeye's and that's pretty much it.
MouthBQ98
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What percent fatties swimming in tshirts?
CrossBowAg99
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Both Galveston and NB are **** holes on the weekends during the summers when they let the mouth breathers off work.

My kids love waterparks, but I insist that we visit them on weekdays.
jetch17
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What percent mexicans swimming in tshirts?
agz win
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Go to the one in New Braunfels. I went last summer and experienced very little of the trashieness metioned above.

This must be a joke. Imagine the Alamo on $0.25 chicken night at Popeye's and that's pretty much it.

Is the $0.25 Popeye's Special just in San Antone?
TXTransplant
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I'm sure Schlitterbahn Galveston is nothing compared to Splash Town in Spring. I get grossed out just driving past there on the 45 feeder road.
Finn Maccumhail
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I haven't been to Pirate's Bay in Baytown but I've gotta think it would give Splashtown a run for its money.
TXTransplant
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The only thing worst might be that "water park" on I-10 somewhere between Lake Charles and Lafayette.

I have to say, though, these local cesspools could at least be a little more creative with their names. Where I grew up the two water parks were Slippery Sam's and Wet Willie's.
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