Two petty thieves tried to steal about $300 worth of crap from Gunspoint Macy's. Security caught them in the act but Precious (seen below) and her accomplice hit a security guard with their getaway car. So instead of getting charged with a misdemeanor, these two idiots are now charged with felony assault with a deadly weapon.



http://www.click2houston.com/news/hpd-women-run-over-security-officer-after-stealing-from-greenspoint-mall/28264502

Dammmn, that security guard punched out the window

Comments are gold. The re-release of black cabbage patch dolls!

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Comments are gold. The re-release of black cabbage patch dolls!

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The love child of fat Albert and grimace

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Tyronnisha

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Guess the parents were hoping for a boy.

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She be so ugly, She has to sneak up on a glass to get a drink of water

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She so fat, when she break her leg GRAVY come out

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