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long string
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I could use another one of these today, let's hear em'.

Any new breakups via text message?
Frederick Palowaski
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PrestigeWorldwide11
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AG
I have a new chick thanks to AHH
Milwaukees Best Light
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You know teachers don't wake up until noon during the summer.
Ag_N_Houston
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I'm awake! I was taking care of other things before beginning to waste my day on TA!

I have no new fails. No wins either. I need a date.
strohag
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Mr. NiceGuy still hasn't taken you out yet?
Ag_N_Houston
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No. He has not.
Frederick Palowaski
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Aquarium? Next weekend?
Ag_N_Houston
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I do not go to the Aquarium on a first date! What kind of girl do you think I am?!

We can go get drunk though!
jetch17
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page gayass 1.


...before this becomes un uber AnH nutswing.
Milwaukees Best Light
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too late jetch.
Stephen12684
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So is the handle Mr.NiceGuy an homage to the Jackie Chan movie of the same name?
David_Puddy
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Times like this is when I wish that George Muresan's Artichoke was still posting and could introduce himself to ANH.
Frederick Palowaski
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What kind of girl do you think I am?!




The kind who says she likes face sitting.

Oh you sure can talk the talk you crazy little sl**, but can you deliver the goodies?
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You know teachers don't wake up until noon during the summer.

I make it a point to call my wife every day at about 8 so she doesn't sleep all day. If I didn't she probably would sleep till 2.


Frederick Palowaski
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So is the handle Mr.NiceGuy an homage


Frederick Palowaski
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I was joking ANH

[This message has been edited by Mr.NiceGuy (edited 8/5/2011 10:52a).]
Ag_N_Houston
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I don't face sit people until I get to know them at least a little! What? You can't buy a girl a drink first?!

I set my alarm for 8, but the dog usually wakes me up before that.

Any other questions?!?!

Edit: Joke noted MNG.

[This message has been edited by Ag_N_Houston (edited 8/5/2011 10:55a).]
HBCanine08
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i had a date last night. went ok, but didn't even get a kiss. Even with alcohol
Frederick Palowaski
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Ok well maybe we can meat for a drink next weekend
Ag_N_Houston
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Where are you guys meeting these girls?! I'm doing F-ing eharmony and only go out once every few weeks. Most of those guys suck....as you all have read.

HBC - no kiss on the first date doesn't mean anything. Do you really want a girl to kiss you just bc she was drinking?
HBCanine08
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Do you really want a girl to kiss you just bc she was drinking?


At the minimum.
Catch
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meat for a drink

ISWYDT
TAMUAGGIES
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AnH needs to read www.persiancowboy.com blog...will help you in finding true love

[This message has been edited by TAMUAGGIES (edited 8/5/2011 11:01a).]
Frederick Palowaski
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HBC- I went on a date this week. I thought it went well....

until I was part of my first ever "ass out hug" I received from the girl. It was kind of embarrassing
HBCanine08
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was it followed by the three short pats on the back with one hand?
Ag_N_Houston
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until I was part of my first ever "ass out hug" I received from the girl. It was kind of embarrassing

At least it wasn't the "sideways hug" or the "wave from 2 feet away" - that's the one my last date got.
Frederick Palowaski
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Not sure. All I remember thinking was...really? REALLY? ASS OUT HUG, HUH???
HBCanine08
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I have never gotten the wave. Sideways hug always makes me feel like I just entered into the friend zone.
Ag_N_Houston
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At least you boys know how to read the signs.

Butt out/sideways/wave = do not call unless it is to introduce her to one of your single friends.
HBCanine08
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About the only good sign I got last night was that she told me she was ready for a second date.

[This message has been edited by HBCanine08 (edited 8/5/2011 11:21a).]
Stephen12684
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Be happy with the hug, she could chunked up the deuces as she walked away.
Ag_N_Houston
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she told me she was ready for a second date

Did she specify she meant with you?
Quantum ace
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Whenever I get the assout/sideways hug, I just cut straight to "well, if you ever get really drunk and deperate go ahead and give me a call".

No sense in beating around the bush.
strohag
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I wouldn't see not getting a kiss on the first date as a big deal. If she is into you on the second date then it should happen.
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