I'll probably be in the minority on this one, but I kind of hated War Dogs.
Never mind the bland, unending voice over from Miles Teller's character that was nothing but mind numbing exposition, or the half dozen ridiculously cliched music queues (seriously, it rivaled Suicide Squad in that department), or the fact that it felt like a JV, wanna-be hybrid of Lord of War meets Goodfellas meets The Wolf of Wall Street meets The Social Network, only not as good as a single one of those... it was just a flat out ugly, mean-spirited movie with ugly, despicable characters.
I don't need likable characters, and I don't even necessarily need someone to root for, but if neither of those things exists, I at least need the filmmaker to be the moral compass in that regard.
I saw this tweet a couple days ago, and it rings even truer after having seen the movie...
The difference between something like Goodfellas or The Wolf of Wall Street and this is that, despite all the glitz and glamor, it's clear that Scorsese knows his characters are reprehensible, and in the end, doesn't "reward" them for being so. I didn't get the sense that director Todd Philips necessarily believes that about his characters. Sure, one of the characters finally has his come-to-Jesus moment, but he never really does anything right. He just finally gets caught doing something wrong, has no choice but to bail, and is still literally rewarded in the end. There's no sense that Philips believes what these guys were doing was wrong on any level, or that they weren't complete ******s at every turn. It's bro-cinema all the way, and I just couldn't get past that.
I don't know, maybe I'm overreacting, but a perfect, minor example of what rubbed me the wrong way is when Jonah Hill's character offhandedly calls one of the Jordanians "Aladdin." Sure, it's a funny line, but it needs to be apparent that a character like Hill's saying that isn't kosher. We should be laughing at the absurdity of him saying that, but instead, it's obvious that Philips thinks the slur itself is hilarious (and again, it kind of is, and I don't mean to go all PC, but a filmmaker's job isn't to be a giggling, 13-year-old audience member).
But, whatever. I didn't hate everything - there were some decently fun and funny scenes - I just felt like I'd seen every sequence and dynamic before. There was absolutely nothing new here, and if you really want to see this movie, I'd at least wait until you can stream it.