• Still tired even though I got 7 hours of sleep
• This waking up at 4AM and going back to sleep 30 minutes later thing needs to quit
• Notta lotta going on unless you think me making the yard suck less is interesting
• If you find that interesting you're welcome to come help out because this crap is hard in the southeast
• I miss the hill country where landscaping didn't actually grow

Have fun everyone!

Went to bed earlier than usual.

Had very active dreams all night.

I don't feel rested.

Time to get started on May.

- sup buttholes
- ditching work and heading south for the day
- get a line wet
- tacos from shrimp n stuff food truck on beach
- tiki wheat from the teet at GIB
- come home after rush hour
- later gaywads

One bourbon too many last night. I'm dragging this morning.

At the office early. Turkey dogs for lunch. Perhaps a salad for dinner ?

Shrimp N Stuff

Today is my Wednesday
Probably talk to some coworkers later
Eat lunch around noon

Saluting May.

Woke up late.
Slept until my 4th alarm woke me up.
Woke up to a thunderstorm that lasted 3 hours.
The drive into work sucked because of the storm.
Supposed to rain everyday until next Tuesday.
Steel Horse Rally is this weekend in Fort Smith, Arkansas.
Going to be a lot of motorcycles in town this weekend.
Have a Happy Hump Day y'all.

• Like Fife, up at 4AM, then back to sleep til 6AM.
• I'm really dragging at the moment, I wasn't this morning.
• Would love to go home and sleep some but alas.
• HEB kolaches for breakfast. I did try the Mochinut place and it was decent, but not something I would do often at $4/donut
• Working on transprotation for a big destination wedding tonight.

Have a great one!

What's the destination?

Bali?
Seychelles?
New Zealand?

My debit card has been compromised. Had to get it shut off.

Fraud prevention tells me that someone tried to open an Only Fans account with my debit card. They failed.

The Middle East has a better plan for deterring theft than we do.

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
Once, there was this girl, who….

maroon barchetta said:

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My debit card has been compromised. Had to get it shut off.

Fraud prevention tells me that someone tried to open an Only Fans account with my debit card. They failed.

The Middle East has a better plan for deterring theft than we do.

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That sucks.

Nice morning, 6 surgeries.
Waiting to testify as a treating physician in court via Zoom.
Never done it that way before, but it beats putting on a suit and driving somewhere.
I HATE bleeping lawyers.

Any interesting pics?

The subject of today's court case. Run it through AI and see what you get

Kool said:

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I HATE bleeping lawyers.

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Why would you be bleeping them?

Yeah I don't know how to do that.

Geralt of Rivia said:

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Kool said:

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I HATE bleeping lawyers.

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Why would you be bleeping them?

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Well, there was that one. Wait, NM.

HOW IS IT ALREADY MAY?!

• Pups up at 6:00 (all was normal)
• Made some delicious coffee
• Beagle #1 to the ER unable to walk with breathing problems
• Ultrasound for my calf muscle tear
• Beagle #1 has pneumonia
• Prep for tomorrow's audition

Poor puppy

maroon barchetta said:

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My debit card has been compromised. Had to get it shut off.

Fraud prevention tells me that someone tried to open an Only Fans account with my debit card. They failed.

The Middle East has a better plan for deterring theft than we do.

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Your wife must post on TexAgs since you used the excuse that your debit card was "compromised" from "someone" trying to get on OnlyFans….

I learned today that Springfield, MO is home to the world's largest fork. That's only three hours away. Next time I'm in Springfield I'm going to visit this. I love and appreciate kitsch.



EDIT - I can knock this and the world's largest catsup bottle off in the same vacation. And you could use the fork if this bottle ever needed unclogging!

Add to my list:

Happy hour margaritas at Mas Fajitas