Buying diamonds is really about keeping a continent in chaos and repressing an entire culture. It's our white civic duty to support De Beers.

Bullmoose said:

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It's 2016, who in da hell gets married?

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People in the military that like money

This is actually really really sweet!!!!

<3

I wasn't aware that clothing is used to fund terrorism against Jews and Christians.

I also wasn't aware if any wars that have been fought over the T-shirt factories.

I also have heard about any kids having their arms cut off to prevent them from working in those factories

There is also a reasonable argument that can be made in support if child labor in factories as a means to let them out of poverty.

Also most US based companies audit factories extensively to prevent that and improve factory conditions immensely

swimmerbabe11 said:

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Also most US based companies audit factories extensively to prevent that and improve factory conditions immensely

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Good to know. We'd still be better off if we built manufacturing facilities in places like Arizona and West Texas and allowed for the importation of cheap labor.

We also try to prevent labor explotation tyvm.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas said:

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If it was on the radio, it must be true.

It was a fake caller, dummy

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While you're probably right, the point people are making is that there are some people out there like this.

swimmerbabe11 said:

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Hopefully you'll have your wife longer than your car.

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You go through some mighty mental gymnastics to justify a diamond engagement ring.

123 people agree with me. I feel so special!! And not in the short bus way, either.

chipotle said:

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My wife didn't care that it sparkled but more that a substantial loss in life took place in extracting the mineral from the African continent.

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You're married? My soul is crushed. All the good ones are married.

TheMasterplan said:

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swimmerbabe11 said:

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Hopefully you'll have your wife longer than your car.

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You go through some mighty mental gymnastics to justify a diamond engagement ring.

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I was talking about product made in China.
I didn't say anything about the diamond industry.

Kenneth_2003 said:

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george92 said:

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The real question here, this ex that you speak of, this cheating hoar's tits, please describe in detail for the masses.

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Founder, president, and CEO of the itty bitty titty committee

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Rules are rules...

I'll hang up and watch the inbox

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chiken said:

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I wouldn't want to marry anyone that wasn't happy with the ring I presented and could afford. It's a symbol of your commitment, not of your love.

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Love is for suckers.

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Your mom believes in love, IYKWIM

EagleFordEarl said:

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Human said:

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chiken said:

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I wouldn't want to marry anyone that wasn't happy with the ring I presented and could afford. It's a symbol of your commitment, not of your love.

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Love is for suckers.

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Your mom believes in love, IYKWIM

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Marriage test: buy the cheesiest, most fake looking piece of crap you can find at the $10 counter at Wal-Mart.

If she *****es about it, call the wedding off. #LifeRescued